vent

actually this is harder than I remember

I feel like I'm watching a star wars opening as my eyes read down this image

Had to go to a vegan place for work, the food was fucking horrible and the taste still isn't out of my mouth even after eating a burger and eating extremely spicy peppers.

should have opted not to eat

couldve gotten a water at least

Polu, based on what I've seen from other vegans, I think you're supposed to gargle cum after a meal like that

I assume it's what your body is craving rn

They told me not to eat anything before because the place they chose was great.

post the menu in general

Let me see if they have a website

Had to ask a coworker for the menu

I got burnt ends

>vegan place >most of it is labeled by meat names

I hate vegans

wait, you actually opted for the fake meat

instead of just getting veggies?

I would have just got fries

I asked what my coworker recommended

god, I'm so sus of this whole menu

even the salad has "nutrition yeast"

anyways fuck this coworker, she can die

Ill join ina minute

a burrito with no fake meat should be edible

You got us on this one

why can't western vegetarians be more like Asian vegetarians, where they make vegetables taste good instead of trying to turn vegetables into fake meat that'll never live up to the real thing

Because they have an unending need for validation and superiority

Did you ever consider that maybe it's just marketing

asian vegetarianism goes kinda crazy

I think it's a product of their history they never really had centralized livestock that was readily available everywhere

i mean also their veneration for certain animals that makes them not want to eat them for religious reasons

did the mongols ever eat horses?

yes

i don't think mongolia had the luxury of being picky

nomads make do when the land they live on sucks ass

Oh, mongols were picky alright. They ate red meat and turned their noses up at basically everything else

lol

my OS professor mentioned the word "reddit" in a passing comment once and it feels like the half the class had to hold in laughter. it really is the funniest place on earth. my most sincere upvotes to all the kind strangers out there.

Was listening to a Bible study chapters Ephesians 4 and 5. Decided to read it. Got to this verse: >Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; Ethesians chapter 5: verse 25. Right now I am so sexually deprived (having abstinated from mastibation for the past month), that the words "Husbands, love your wives," actually caused me to be mildly arroused and think to myself "I'd like to be one of those husbands when that speech was utterred", and now I find myself envying them. People should really put a NSWF warning on the Kings James Bible Online, for particular passages. Though I suppose it is my fault, for reading a bible verse which is explictly addressed to husbands only.

New DT bullshit dropped. This guy asked if he can sleep in his car in our lot because he was trying to get away from some dude who was “after him” over some bullshit

Tell him go find a Walmart, they actually like when people do that

Part of me wonders why he'd even ask, it's not like Vinny's going to stand guard out there while he snoozes

The day before I took my grandmother to the airport world politics had come up in conversation. She then told me her mom/grandma told her "I wont be around for it, but in the future the world will have to fight the 'yellow plague' (China)" and i still think about it.

She got the color wrong, its indians

libre office would be more appealing if they hadn't made up a new formula encoding syntax

I hate how meeting centric my job is becoming. It's just discussing how other people should be doing the job.

congrats, your company hit the post-modern tipping point

sending emails and having meetings and nothing else

I'm dealing with Southside Electric and they are fucking retarded. They don't know how their own process works. I had to write out a document on how to type in numbers into a box because they can't figure it out. Idk if it's my support person at my company or some retards in Virginia.

Cooking rice should not be legal.

The smell is absolutely ranic.

THIS close to snapping

you better watch your mouth, pirate, you're on thin ice if you continue talking shit about my favorite grain like that

just microwave it before they can stop you

Fire

you fucked up so bad

you literally had a chance

and you missed it

You are on thin rice fire

goddamnit

fuck

Idk if i can talk to fire anymore after this

I came across a forum post from a couple years ago that made me genuinely mad, and it was authored by this absolute faggot

I am committing to right now, provable costing their company millions of dollars, even if I will never get the joy of rubbing it in this guys face

Everyone else can strangle each other over kernel politics and whether Rust is based or w/e

This is my stupid Linux hill to die on

what company is it

IXSystems, they make an incredibly shitty enterprise storage server OS

oh, he's literally dying

nvm

I no longer care about any sort of blood feud, he's got super cancer and recently stepped away for his health

deserved

you started and then ended an eternal grudge within the span of 10 minutes

crazy how you cursed him across time