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I thought it sorta negged you if you scored low, guess not

Pirate really loves to flex his typing speed

when you have the loudest keyboard on earth, you're obligated to not be a typingcel

I think a lot of them post shit like "you're BELOW AVERAGE" if you score low because they also advertise some kind of typing course or want you to do typing practice while you watch more ads

I was going through physical documents at work this week, that were all from the 90s, most older than I am And rather than this being a normal Spooky rant about old things or w/e, I started thinking about the internet ~2011 is the breakpoint year I arrived at, anything before then is "old" anything after that is part of the modern web and our zeitgeist And that association is insane, given that is 15 years ago at this point.

But when existing on the internet, it sorta feels right to say, because when you look around *that's when everything happened, When you look at the ideas, projects, websites, and people from that era, there was still so much human-ness, sovl to be found When you dig into anything, so often it all stems from something some guy was doing in 2014-2018, or thereabouts

And I think for the generation before us, that's how they felt about the 90s, their culture, the early web, etc. Their era died in 2000-2001, and I feel like our era died during that 2020-2022 haze of time And its hard to not just feel like we're all just collectively chasing ghosts, extending the echoes of that era until some collective spark ushers in the next one and kicks things off once again

i've had a job where i had to archive 300-400 year old books and i was so mad i couldn't just take the time to read these old ledgers about dutch slavers in indonesia and what they were up to

Not me, the UWaterloo physics community is talking about how a prof is basically offloading their lectures to ChatGPT, but they are doing it live

One of the Google Gemini ads they show on TV has this as a usecase "OK Gemini, prepare a lesson plan for my class today"

I have not missed a lecture in my entire university career

I would just walk out

btw they are literally forcing new teachers to take classes on how to use AI in the classroom and make their materials.

We’re doomed Ventt

and exam on just complex division has got to be a remedial course

actually this is harder than I remember

I feel like I'm watching a star wars opening as my eyes read down this image

Had to go to a vegan place for work, the food was fucking horrible and the taste still isn't out of my mouth even after eating a burger and eating extremely spicy peppers.

should have opted not to eat

couldve gotten a water at least

Polu, based on what I've seen from other vegans, I think you're supposed to gargle cum after a meal like that

I assume it's what your body is craving rn

They told me not to eat anything before because the place they chose was great.

post the menu in general

Let me see if they have a website

Had to ask a coworker for the menu

I got burnt ends

>vegan place >most of it is labeled by meat names

I hate vegans

wait, you actually opted for the fake meat

instead of just getting veggies?

I would have just got fries

I asked what my coworker recommended

god, I'm so sus of this whole menu

even the salad has "nutrition yeast"

anyways fuck this coworker, she can die

Ill join ina minute

a burrito with no fake meat should be edible

why can't western vegetarians be more like Asian vegetarians, where they make vegetables taste good instead of trying to turn vegetables into fake meat that'll never live up to the real thing

Because they have an unending need for validation and superiority

Did you ever consider that maybe it's just marketing

asian vegetarianism goes kinda crazy

I think it's a product of their history they never really had centralized livestock that was readily available everywhere

i mean also their veneration for certain animals that makes them not want to eat them for religious reasons

did the mongols ever eat horses?

yes

i don't think mongolia had the luxury of being picky

nomads make do when the land they live on sucks ass

Oh, mongols were picky alright. They ate red meat and turned their noses up at basically everything else

lol

my OS professor mentioned the word "reddit" in a passing comment once and it feels like the half the class had to hold in laughter. it really is the funniest place on earth. my most sincere upvotes to all the kind strangers out there.

Was listening to a Bible study chapters Ephesians 4 and 5. Decided to read it. Got to this verse: >Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; Ethesians chapter 5: verse 25. Right now I am so sexually deprived (having abstinated from mastibation for the past month), that the words "Husbands, love your wives," actually caused me to be mildly arroused and think to myself "I'd like to be one of those husbands when that speech was utterred", and now I find myself envying them. People should really put a NSWF warning on the Kings James Bible Online, for particular passages. Though I suppose it is my fault, for reading a bible verse which is explictly addressed to husbands only.

So that's two sins I committed reading that bible chapter, and there won't be any confessionals open nearby till tuesday.

New DT bullshit dropped. This guy asked if he can sleep in his car in our lot because he was trying to get away from some dude who was “after him” over some bullshit

Tell him go find a Walmart, they actually like when people do that

Part of me wonders why he'd even ask, it's not like Vinny's going to stand guard out there while he snoozes

The day before I took my grandmother to the airport world politics had come up in conversation. She then told me her mom/grandma told her "I wont be around for it, but in the future the world will have to fight the 'yellow plague' (China)" and i still think about it.

She got the color wrong, its indians

libre office would be more appealing if they hadn't made up a new formula encoding syntax

I hate how meeting centric my job is becoming. It's just discussing how other people should be doing the job.

congrats, your company hit the post-modern tipping point

sending emails and having meetings and nothing else

I'm dealing with Southside Electric and they are fucking retarded. They don't know how their own process works. I had to write out a document on how to type in numbers into a box because they can't figure it out. Idk if it's my support person at my company or some retards in Virginia.

Cooking rice should not be legal.

The smell is absolutely ranic.

THIS close to snapping

you better watch your mouth, pirate, you're on thin ice if you continue talking shit about my favorite grain like that

just microwave it before they can stop you

Fire

you fucked up so bad

you literally had a chance

and you missed it

You are on thin rice fire