Was listening to a Bible study chapters Ephesians 4 and 5. Decided to read it. Got to this verse:
>Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; Ethesians chapter 5: verse 25.
Right now I am so sexually deprived (having abstinated from mastibation for the past month), that the words "Husbands, love your wives," actually caused me to be mildly arroused and think to myself "I'd like to be one of those husbands when that speech was utterred", and now I find myself envying them.
People should really put a NSWF warning on the Kings James Bible Online, for particular passages. Though I suppose it is my fault, for reading a bible verse which is explictly addressed to husbands only.