vent

did the mongols ever eat horses?

yes

i don't think mongolia had the luxury of being picky

nomads make do when the land they live on sucks ass

Oh, mongols were picky alright. They ate red meat and turned their noses up at basically everything else

lol

my OS professor mentioned the word "reddit" in a passing comment once and it feels like the half the class had to hold in laughter. it really is the funniest place on earth. my most sincere upvotes to all the kind strangers out there.

Was listening to a Bible study chapters Ephesians 4 and 5. Decided to read it. Got to this verse: >Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; Ethesians chapter 5: verse 25. Right now I am so sexually deprived (having abstinated from mastibation for the past month), that the words "Husbands, love your wives," actually caused me to be mildly arroused and think to myself "I'd like to be one of those husbands when that speech was utterred", and now I find myself envying them. People should really put a NSWF warning on the Kings James Bible Online, for particular passages. Though I suppose it is my fault, for reading a bible verse which is explictly addressed to husbands only.

So that's two sins I committed reading that bible chapter, and there won't be any confessionals open nearby till tuesday.

New DT bullshit dropped. This guy asked if he can sleep in his car in our lot because he was trying to get away from some dude who was “after him” over some bullshit

Tell him go find a Walmart, they actually like when people do that

Part of me wonders why he'd even ask, it's not like Vinny's going to stand guard out there while he snoozes

The day before I took my grandmother to the airport world politics had come up in conversation. She then told me her mom/grandma told her "I wont be around for it, but in the future the world will have to fight the 'yellow plague' (China)" and i still think about it.

She got the color wrong, its indians

libre office would be more appealing if they hadn't made up a new formula encoding syntax

I hate how meeting centric my job is becoming. It's just discussing how other people should be doing the job.

congrats, your company hit the post-modern tipping point

sending emails and having meetings and nothing else

I'm dealing with Southside Electric and they are fucking retarded. They don't know how their own process works. I had to write out a document on how to type in numbers into a box because they can't figure it out. Idk if it's my support person at my company or some retards in Virginia.

Cooking rice should not be legal.

The smell is absolutely ranic.

THIS close to snapping

you better watch your mouth, pirate, you're on thin ice if you continue talking shit about my favorite grain like that

just microwave it before they can stop you

Fire

you fucked up so bad

you literally had a chance

and you missed it

You are on thin rice fire

goddamnit

fuck

Idk if i can talk to fire anymore after this

I came across a forum post from a couple years ago that made me genuinely mad, and it was authored by this absolute faggot

I am committing to right now, provable costing their company millions of dollars, even if I will never get the joy of rubbing it in this guys face

This is my stupid Linux hill to die on

what company is it

IXSystems, they make an incredibly shitty enterprise storage server OS

oh, he's literally dying

nvm

I no longer care about any sort of blood feud, he's got super cancer and recently stepped away for his health

deserved

you started and then ended an eternal grudge within the span of 10 minutes

crazy how you cursed him across time

I'd feel silly working to undermine someone's faggotry after they're dead

I think the last time an out-of-touch tech post got me this mad was the dumb Gary's mod one from a few years ago

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I wish I had pulled out in front of that semi truck yesterday and gotten that fat retard chud test proctor killed even at cost to my own life

I had a dream that baffled me and made me angry. For whatever reason, I dreamed I was playing modded skyrim (I have never played modded skyrim, nor have I played or even thought about playing skyrim in like 10 years). While playing, I read some letter that was apart of the mod that ended with "such and such character is my oomfie" and thought to myself "great, I accidentally downloaded some trannies skyrim mod"

I have no idea why I had this dream

its two repressed desires coming out

oomfie is such a good word

buy skyrim

So what race were you playing Pika

Spooky beyond it being modded and the oomfie thing, there was no other details that dream gave me

But how did you know it was modded

The letter that was written by a tranny was a good giveaway

also I knew I was playing modded in the dream

I only learned that "oomfie" was meant to have an actual coherent meaning beyond just chungus redditslop like 2 months ago

I thought it was just chungus redditslop for saying something like "friend"

one of my friends or if you're retarded and live on Twitter it means one of my followers

oomf literally stands for one of my friends, doesn't it?

yes

oh

that makes sense

lmao

wait, you didn't know what it meant

that's even better

I literally only see weird people on twitter use it

so I never bothered to pay it any attention

it's been an acronym since forever, and i don't know why it suddenly got a resurgence in the mainstream

it's a better version of saying moot imo

You ARE my mutual spooky

you cannot escape this