I'm impressed by anything over 120, good shit Pirate
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Tuesday, January 6, 2026
also yeah, I like Monkeytype
I thought it sorta negged you if you scored low, guess not
when you have the loudest keyboard on earth, you're obligated to not be a typingcel
Wednesday, January 7, 2026
I think a lot of them post shit like "you're BELOW AVERAGE" if you score low because they also advertise some kind of typing course or want you to do typing practice while you watch more ads
I was going through physical documents at work this week, that were all from the 90s, most older than I am
And rather than this being a normal Spooky rant about old things or w/e, I started thinking about the internet
~2011 is the breakpoint year I arrived at, anything before then is "old" anything after that is part of the modern web and our zeitgeist
And that association is insane, given that is 15 years ago at this point.
But when existing on the internet, it sorta feels right to say, because when you look around *that's when everything happened,
When you look at the ideas, projects, websites, and people from that era, there was still so much human-ness, sovl to be found
When you dig into anything, so often it all stems from something some guy was doing in 2014-2018, or thereabouts
And I think for the generation before us, that's how they felt about the 90s, their culture, the early web, etc.
Their era died in 2000-2001, and I feel like our era died during that 2020-2022 haze of time
And its hard to not just feel like we're all just collectively chasing ghosts, extending the echoes of that era until some collective spark ushers in the next one and kicks things off once again
Not me, the UWaterloo physics community is talking about how a prof is basically offloading their lectures to ChatGPT, but they are doing it live
One of the Google Gemini ads they show on TV has this as a usecase
"OK Gemini, prepare a lesson plan for my class today"
I have not missed a lecture in my entire university career
Thursday, January 8, 2026
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak Not me, the UWaterloo physics community is talking about how a prof is basically offloading their lectures to ChatGPT, but they are doing it live
and exam on just complex division has got to be a remedial courseshould have opted not to eat
Polu, based on what I've seen from other vegans, I think you're supposed to gargle cum after a meal like that
I assume it's what your body is craving rn
post the menu in general
>vegan place
>most of it is labeled by meat names
I hate vegans
wait, you actually opted for the fake meat
instead of just getting veggies?
I would have just got fries
god, I'm so sus of this whole menu
even the salad has "nutrition yeast"
Ill join ina minute
Friday, January 9, 2026
my OS professor mentioned the word "reddit" in a passing comment once and it feels like the half the class had to hold in laughter. it really is the funniest place on earth. my most sincere upvotes to all the kind strangers out there.
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Saturday, January 10, 2026
Was listening to a Bible study chapters Ephesians 4 and 5. Decided to read it. Got to this verse:
>Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; Ethesians chapter 5: verse 25.
Right now I am so sexually deprived (having abstinated from mastibation for the past month), that the words "Husbands, love your wives," actually caused me to be mildly arroused and think to myself "I'd like to be one of those husbands when that speech was utterred", and now I find myself envying them.
People should really put a NSWF warning on the Kings James Bible Online, for particular passages. Though I suppose it is my fault, for reading a bible verse which is explictly addressed to husbands only.
Sunday, January 11, 2026
New DT bullshit dropped. This guy asked if he can sleep in his car in our lot because he was trying to get away from some dude who was “after him” over some bullshit
Part of me wonders why he'd even ask, it's not like Vinny's going to stand guard out there while he snoozes
Thursday, January 15, 2026
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Monday, January 19, 2026
congrats, your company hit the post-modern tipping point
sending emails and having meetings and nothing else
Tuesday, January 20, 2026
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 congrats, your company hit the post-modern tipping point
I'm dealing with Southside Electric and they are fucking retarded. They don't know how their own process works. I had to write out a document on how to type in numbers into a box because they can't figure it out. Idk if it's my support person at my company or some retards in Virginia.
Cooking rice should not be legal.
The smell is absolutely ranic.
THIS close to snapping
just microwave it before they can stop you
Replying to heir #hyrrulfr you better watch your mouth, pirate, you're on thin ice if you continue talking shit about my favorite grain like that
Fire
you fucked up so bad
you literally had a chance
