Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

mint Jul 2, 2026 8:12 PM general

no answer for sitting on the railing if they have one, or leaning against the wall and not moving.. also i have seen thumbtack boards wau more often than whiteboards. people throwing business cards or ik one case at my sisters place whem sje lived above a mall, people kept writing the floor passwords on them. defeats the whole point of the paswords, they had to keep changing them because of that

Dialga Jul 2, 2026 8:18 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

"I have never ridden in an elevator before"

i have in fact ridden an elevator

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 2, 2026 8:21 PM general

oh cool +1 Phijkchu elevator riders

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 2, 2026 8:21 PM general

ig I made the poll correctly then

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 2, 2026 8:21 PM general

pretend I knew you'd been previously elevated all along

Jaz Jul 2, 2026 9:24 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

so thank you

i just wanted to say, i live for the polls

Jaz Jul 2, 2026 9:25 PM general

it gives me an excuse to intergrate my absolutely bizzare life experiances into conversations sometimes

legorhin Jul 3, 2026 8:02 AM general

https://youtu.be/4XugoFOWH34

Alt Cast Highlights: USA v Bosnia and Herzegovina | FIFA World Cup ... www.youtube.com

Kribbles Jul 3, 2026 8:35 AM general

Never seen a deer on its hind legs before

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 8:39 AM general

Imagine spending all that time on am anti-squirrel system

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 8:39 AM general

and then this happens

legorhin Jul 3, 2026 8:39 AM general

https://x.com/TerribleMaps/status/2073002350965571865

The only countries to ever beat Cape Verde at the World Cup

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 8:39 AM general

Kribbles, is that actually your pic

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 8:39 AM general

it's amazing

Kribbles Jul 3, 2026 8:48 AM general

It's my mom's picture, I was eating breakfast lol

Kribbles Jul 3, 2026 8:48 AM general

And yes hahahaha. My dad clapped to scare him away and it just completely ignored him, so he shot it with a BB gun and it just looked at him, he shot it again, and it slowly walked away

legorhin Jul 3, 2026 11:25 AM general

https://fxtwitter.com/usembassytokyo/status/2072620415646585061?s=20

In Tokyo tomorrow? Celebrate America’s 250th birthday by watching the Tokyo Tower, Rainbow Bridge, and Tokyo Aqua Symphony illuminated! Snap a photo or video of Red, White, and Blue lighting up the night sky. We’d love to share your photos! ︀︀Simply use #A250inJapan ︀︀ ︀︀Light-up Times: ︀︀🇺🇸🇯🇵Tokyo Tower: Friday, July 3, 2026 7:00 PM – midnight ︀︀🇺🇸🇯🇵Rainbow Bridge: Friday, July 3, 2026 7:00 PM – midnight ︀︀🇺🇸🇯🇵Tokyo Aqua Symphony: Friday, July 3, 2026 6:30PM – 9:30 PM 💬 424 🔁 2.5K ❤️ 16.5K 👁️ 2.66M

legorhin Jul 3, 2026 11:26 AM general

this is pretty neat

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 11:45 AM general

yeah, I was going to ask if you went

legorhin Jul 3, 2026 11:45 AM general

no that is not very close

legorhin Jul 3, 2026 11:46 AM general

I did go to Tokyo Tower a couple months ago though

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 2:29 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 2:29 PM general

idk guys

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 2:30 PM general

I'm tempted to see how much this fucks everything uo

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 2:32 PM general

Make sure to setup cloud backups in case something goes bad

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 2:33 PM general

I'm sorta debating getting a new laptop, and was trying to figure out when I bought mine

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 2:35 PM general

and it was a little over 5 years ago

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 2:35 PM general

gen 2 AMD Thinkpad

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 2:35 PM general

which I did apparently update once after buying it

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 2:35 PM general

and never again

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 3:07 PM general

System message

's poll What is your normal behavior when riding alone on an elevator (15-20 second ride) has closed.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 6:20 PM general

An event is described as "Guaranteed to happen", and not described as "I Guarantee this event will happen". What does this phrase mean.

The event will happen8 votes · 73%
The event may or may not happen3 votes · 27%
The event will not happen0 votes · 0%

11 votes Poll closed

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Jul 3, 2026 6:21 PM general

Which phrase

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 6:21 PM general

"Guaranteed to happen"

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Jul 3, 2026 6:22 PM general

Can you use it in a sentence

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 6:23 PM general

Something good is guaranteed to happen tomorrow

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Jul 3, 2026 6:23 PM general

This is tuff

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 6:23 PM general

For further context, I am fighting with pirate

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 6:24 PM general

TinyBomby Jul 3, 2026 6:33 PM general

I only answer it in the "may or ma ynot" because I don't trust the word of anyone saying it. People are usually wrong.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 6:33 PM general

No one is saying it

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 6:33 PM general

This is a nebulous "it is gaurenteed to happen"

TinyBomby Jul 3, 2026 6:34 PM general

but you're saying an event is described to be. This means someone is describing it to me

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 6:34 PM general

Described to be as in, it is the premise in a poll

Polar_ Jul 3, 2026 6:41 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

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Because the person isnt themselves guaranteeing that it will happen, I will have to assume a higher power will.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 6:45 PM general

I think fundamentally the point is that in order to engage with the poll, you must assume the premise that the poll will occur as written

Kribbles Jul 3, 2026 6:46 PM general

If someone tells me in the imperative mood that it's guaranteed, I wouldn't believe it, but if the thing is guaranteed in the indicative mood, then yes.

TinyBomby Jul 3, 2026 6:46 PM general

Like, if we're talking about the definition of the word "guarantee" then yes, I agree that that means something inherently will happen.

TinyBomby Jul 3, 2026 6:47 PM general

oh sorry I kinda just ignored the DM leaks with Pirate. Yeah no, Pika is right.

TinyBomby Jul 3, 2026 6:48 PM general

"guaranteed" and "will" are the same meaning in this context

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 7:01 PM general

Because I can't see the poll

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 7:01 PM general

I vote for the 5th option

TinyBomby Jul 3, 2026 7:01 PM general

confirmed Spooky is unable to scroll?

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 7:02 PM general

No, my mobile client is too old for polls

TinyBomby Jul 3, 2026 7:02 PM general

oh I see that makes more sense

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 7:02 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 7:02 PM general

Anyway, 5th option is the correct one

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 7:02 PM general

Guaranteed

TinyBomby Jul 3, 2026 7:03 PM general

I agree with Spooky actually

TinyBomby Jul 3, 2026 7:03 PM general

I'm changing my vote to the 5th option

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 7:03 PM general

If we are working in mod 4, so that there are 3 options, then that is option 1

Kribbles Jul 3, 2026 7:09 PM general

mod 3 puts it on option 2, I changed to that.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 7:11 PM general

there is not 0 options, so we have to be at least in mod 4

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 7:11 PM general

for the poll to make sense

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 7:11 PM general

there are 3 options

Kribbles Jul 3, 2026 7:12 PM general

But if he said the 4th option, then pooky would have picked the 0 option

Kribbles Jul 3, 2026 7:12 PM general

how did I miss the S, but also I find that funny

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 7:13 PM general

Pooky would then be saying he is not voting

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 7:13 PM general

which is valid

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 7:13 PM general

but he said 5, which means 1 by the law of wrap arounds

Kribbles Jul 3, 2026 7:14 PM general

Fireworks starting and dog is freakin out

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 7:14 PM general

Spooky literally said you should die in vc yesterday

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 3, 2026 7:14 PM general

he was complaining about people who talk about their dog freaking out at fireworks

Kribbles Jul 3, 2026 7:19 PM general

Alright nice knowing you guys

Dalkor Jul 3, 2026 7:19 PM general

O7

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 8:29 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

he was complaining about people who talk about their dog freaking out at fireworks

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Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 8:29 PM general

All dog owners do this

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2026 8:29 PM general

And yes, we should employ natural selection

SyrenBell Jul 3, 2026 8:30 PM general

media.tenor.com

legorhin Jul 3, 2026 8:50 PM general

Cabo Verde actually almost did it

legorhin Jul 3, 2026 8:50 PM general

I wish the free japanese broadcaster hadn't forgotten to air this one

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