Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 instinct? or do you actually do something on your phone when you're on it for ~15 seconds
Reply in this chat is what I do
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Thursday, July 2, 2026
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 Click to see original message
So i ride an elevator my 6th floor everyday and im not usually by myself because my building is pretty occupied, but when i am, The elavator saftey notice sheet, is behind a piece of plexiglass, that is held in by 4 screws, i keep removing the screws to the point where you can slide the plexiglass up a bit, and take the paper out, and all i do is flip it upside down and put it back in, and leave 1 screw in, and im sure my building people absolutely hate me (i know they do, because they replace the screws quite often) and to answer your question in advance i dont know what posses me to do this, i just think its funny that they probably think its one of the old disabled people doing it
Jaz, I checked, and you did vote correctly in the poll
so thank you
Wait, I need more info
do you read the safety notice as you do this?
I also just don't take the elevator
unless I have a ton of groceries
actual little vampire
tarp is to stop the dolls from getting in
Replying to Polar_ #polar_ Is seeing yourself in the mirror not just happenstance or am I intentionally walking it to it
intentionally looking at yourself, fixing your hair, commenting on how good your ass looks, etc.
versus just, acknowledging that you are not a vampire and are indeed inside a metal semi-reflective cube
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 do you read the safety notice as you do this?
it is safe up to 12 people and will be re-certified in may of next year so
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak actual little vampire (edited)
This is stupid. There's no good hair to do this with, so this is the best I'm getting.
no answer for sitting on the railing if they have one, or leaning against the wall and not moving.. also i have seen thumbtack boards wau more often than whiteboards. people throwing business cards or ik one case at my sisters place whem sje lived above a mall, people kept writing the floor passwords on them. defeats the whole point of the paswords, they had to keep changing them because of that
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 "I have never ridden in an elevator before"
i have in fact ridden an elevator
oh cool +1 Phijkchu elevator riders
ig I made the poll correctly then
pretend I knew you'd been previously elevated all along
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 so thank you
i just wanted to say, i live for the polls
Friday, July 3, 2026
Imagine spending all that time on am anti-squirrel system
and then this happens
Kribbles, is that actually your pic
it's amazing
yeah, I was going to ask if you went
idk guys
I'm tempted to see how much this fucks everything uo
Make sure to setup cloud backups in case something goes bad
I'm sorta debating getting a new laptop, and was trying to figure out when I bought mine
and it was a little over 5 years ago
gen 2 AMD Thinkpad
which I did apparently update once after buying it
and never again
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's poll What is your normal behavior when riding alone on an elevator (15-20 second ride) has closed.
An event is described as "Guaranteed to happen", and not described as "I Guarantee this event will happen". What does this phrase mean.
- The event will happen8 votes · 73%
- The event may or may not happen3 votes · 27%
- The event will not happen0 votes · 0%
11 votes Poll closed
Which phrase
"Guaranteed to happen"
Can you use it in a sentence
Something good is guaranteed to happen tomorrow
This is tuff
For further context, I am fighting with pirate
No one is saying it
This is a nebulous "it is gaurenteed to happen"
Described to be as in, it is the premise in a poll
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak Click to see original message
Because the person isnt themselves guaranteeing that it will happen, I will have to assume a higher power will.
I think fundamentally the point is that in order to engage with the poll, you must assume the premise that the poll will occur as written