b0b

lol

lmfao b0b what the fuck

I'm surprised they didn't just cancel the class

*get a replacement prof

Especially if its this close to the end of the term

you can totally have a prof fill in

yeah we didn't have the bleeding midterm either

the class got behind and then she got

life'd

so like

I'm just

in awe at this

I hope you find out they had some telegram group chat or something else that is weird as fuck

and thats why you were not told, because you did not know

no

I'm assuming it was shared in the last class we had

which I missed because I couldn't

get back to school on monday

like last week monday from thanksgiving break

I am very thoroughly cocked

Like I said Bob, they have a final makeup day at every school

and especially for undergrad

they're not going to gatekeep

I would like to gatekeep myself from living

well you already failed at that

fuuuuuuuck!

your mother's gate wasn't tight enough to hold you all those years ago

better luck gatekeeping next time

no I tried

I really tried

I had the umbilical cord around my neck AND i was the wrong way around

god didnt want me

but she got a c section

and I was forced to live

I even tried after I was out

where I almost died from complications with a hernia

but

no

alas

ayyy im a C section kid too

I am also a C section

they thought there was an issue because of a faulty ultrasound image

C sections are more profitable for the hospital

They are rarely needed (unless you have had a prior C-section)

You can do natural birth on your second still

3rd you absolutely need to do C section

and they also tell you to stop having kids

source my mom needed a c-section for my brother because she had abnormally more water than she should have had, and she was told that for my sister

also the profit thing is a nonissue since it was free here

it's also quicker and easier for doctors which is why they push it

it's a great procedure, but it definitely gets pushed on women in much higher frequencies than it should

33% of births in the US are via C-section

it should be <5%

part of that is societal health decline and obesity, but most is just normal healthy women being railroaded into it without knowing

All my brothers, sisters, and I are C-section.

Me and None of my siblings are C-sections

I think about this a lot but from the opposite perspective. You are alive now despite having the cord around your neck, wrong way around, c-sectioned, and hernia. Someone wanted you to live, experience and see the world you can.

I think about this a lot whenever i have that "I wish I was dead/never born" feeling

I don’t go to church and I’m not super religious but something said you were going to live that day and you survived. Missed a final exam? You will survive, will it be difficult; yes. Was being able to live through your birth more difficult than this? I did an online class did half the work and skipped the final and made it out with a barely passing grade and the professor said I was lucky he didn’t fail me. Still went on to graduate. Affected my gpa sure but that is irrelevant once you start working.

she still hasn't texted or called me btw

it's been 5 hours

17 hours later

and still nothing

are you sure it's a cell phone and not a fax line or home phone that can't receive text messages?

I made very sure

because I tried texting her other number and that one said that it was a landline

Email your program advisor explaining what happened and that you cannot contact the prof

so that the is a paper trail beyond what you already have

and they might be able to advise

yeah I already did

Id also just go in-person as well to talk to your advisor or whoever, they're going to let you make it up at the end of finals week, but you do have to inform them in some way

okay so yeah

it's an online final. but she only said it in class and didn't post it until just now

as soon as I emailed my advisor and he got on her ass

she fixed it

Glad it worked out

hi

how goes it bob