b0b

(and then don't miss that one)

well i texted her

and she hasn't responded

I don't really care anymore

well, you should probably do the makeup final anyway

my school does the same shit btw, and it pisses me off

where I'll show up to class

and there will have been no notice or anything

and after I drive all the way out there, the prof will have written on the board

"no class today, go home"

That is just outright not allowed at either of the schools I have been at

thats crazy

Pika, can you text your professors? that is def not a thing I've ever had

other than maybe if I asked my undergrad hippie English teacher

just this one in particular she

put her mobile number on our syllabus

for urgent texts or calls

and this was an urgency

Yeah having your prof's phone number is not a thing

You can look up their office phone, but usually you just email

I didn't even have my supervisors phone number in grad school lmao

now see look I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt because she has a broken rib from slipping on ice and her husband is currently hospitalized after paralysis following a stroke so like

balls

lol

lmfao b0b what the fuck

I'm surprised they didn't just cancel the class

*get a replacement prof

Especially if its this close to the end of the term

you can totally have a prof fill in

yeah we didn't have the bleeding midterm either

the class got behind and then she got

life'd

so like

I'm just

in awe at this

I hope you find out they had some telegram group chat or something else that is weird as fuck

and thats why you were not told, because you did not know

no

I'm assuming it was shared in the last class we had

which I missed because I couldn't

like last week monday from thanksgiving break

I am very thoroughly cocked

Like I said Bob, they have a final makeup day at every school

and especially for undergrad

they're not going to gatekeep

I would like to gatekeep myself from living

well you already failed at that

fuuuuuuuck!

your mother's gate wasn't tight enough to hold you all those years ago

better luck gatekeeping next time

no I tried

I really tried

I had the umbilical cord around my neck AND i was the wrong way around

god didnt want me

but she got a c section

and I was forced to live

I even tried after I was out

where I almost died from complications with a hernia

but

no

alas

ayyy im a C section kid too

I was removed like a tumor!

I am also a C section

they thought there was an issue because of a faulty ultrasound image

C sections are more profitable for the hospital

They are rarely needed (unless you have had a prior C-section)

You can do natural birth on your second still

3rd you absolutely need to do C section

and they also tell you to stop having kids

source my mom needed a c-section for my brother because she had abnormally more water than she should have had, and she was told that for my sister

also the profit thing is a nonissue since it was free here

it's also quicker and easier for doctors which is why they push it

it's a great procedure, but it definitely gets pushed on women in much higher frequencies than it should

33% of births in the US are via C-section

it should be <5%

part of that is societal health decline and obesity, but most is just normal healthy women being railroaded into it without knowing

All my brothers, sisters, and I are C-section.

Me and None of my siblings are C-sections

I think about this a lot but from the opposite perspective. You are alive now despite having the cord around your neck, wrong way around, c-sectioned, and hernia. Someone wanted you to live, experience and see the world you can.