the-dump

so there's not much to search

plus rusp

you're going to tell us where you live

so we dont have to work for it

I don’t have a death wish

okay rusp

two options

you make me and spooky angry by making us work for it

or you just give it to us right away

"I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

shhhh

In my perfect scenario, everyone resists But eventually I fill the white van with the entire cult

rusp likes it hard

Everyone is slowly aware of the diminishing number of people online

how big is this van

okay

I’ll tell you where I live

Just like my dad, I'd sooner kill myself than be caught

easy

But I will sit in my room with my shotgun

okay

that's fine

My room with only one entrance

okay

I'll wait for you at the toilet

easy

I have a loud ass small dog

You are not sneaking in unnoticed

Or we'd just cut a glory hole into your room

maybe play some native dominican republic music outside your door

Use that to lure you out

give you PTSD

or activate it

i mean

I currently have a football helmet in my room

I don’t know how that helps

But it might

what if we pump sleeping gas in

Are the visor gaps big enough for a dick to slip through Rusp

okay

what if

we dropped some really hot spiders in your room

you’d have to slip it in by the eyes

that made you really erect

I can control my erections

I’m a blood bender

what if

it's an OwOlf spider

those don’t exist, max

;)

don’t be childish

Rusp, what you should have done is just say you live in a brown recluse den

Me and Max would have just abandoned visiting you

^

I don’t think those are in my part of Ohio sadly

if not then they’re rare

Sorrry

if so

they are rare

I just

I don’t understand how you think trying to steal a large partial red neck man could turn out well

Also

I wear a chastity belt

Made of diamond

that cuts off my dick and welds my asshole shut

So you'll be dead in a week?

perhaps

not perhaps

you will

If you have any life-support tubers plugged into you, then they can be fucked

if it will prevent max and spooky from raping me I’d say it’s worth it

I already called the killing myself plan

max can't rape you, she's a girl Kappa

nice

but is (((she)))?

It's what my papa did when he lost the war

wow