the-dump

Glory hole idea still might work

okay

what if

we dropped some really hot spiders in your room

you’d have to slip it in by the eyes

that made you really erect

I can control my erections

I’m a blood bender

what if

it's an OwOlf spider

those don’t exist, max

;)

don’t be childish

Rusp, what you should have done is just say you live in a brown recluse den

Me and Max would have just abandoned visiting you

^

I don’t think those are in my part of Ohio sadly

if not then they’re rare

Sorrry

if so

they are rare

I just

I don’t understand how you think trying to steal a large partial red neck man could turn out well

Also

I wear a chastity belt

Made of diamond

that cuts off my dick and welds my asshole shut

So you'll be dead in a week?

perhaps

not perhaps

you will

If you have any life-support tubers plugged into you, then they can be fucked

if it will prevent max and spooky from raping me I’d say it’s worth it

I already called the killing myself plan

max can't rape you, she's a girl Kappa

nice

but is (((she)))?

wow

is that a reference to that guy

uh

Stalin?

that’s the one

yep

Nah, you mean trump

Literally hitler

wait what

he’s my dad as well

my brain

help

/r 6d20

what

I don’t like that max and spooky have gone quiet

they may be on their way

/r d1

@Rusp: d1 = (1) = 1

/r d2!

@Rusp: d2! = (2+2+1) = 5

/r d0!

@Gent: d0! = (0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0) = 0

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (122) = 122

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (787) = 787

Throw in a 1776

/r d1776

@Rusp: d1776 = (1696) = 1696

xD

good number

Make this retarded daily routine even longer

roll to see if I’ll be abducted in the next couple of days

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (9) = 9

that’s somewhat reassuring

Yes

no I’m saying I don’t want to be raped by people I met online

really don’t want to be raped by anyone tbh

Oh Gent