the-dump

how big is this van

okay

I’ll tell you where I live

Just like my dad, I'd sooner kill myself than be caught

easy

But I will sit in my room with my shotgun

okay

that's fine

My room with only one entrance

okay

I'll wait for you at the toilet

easy

I have a loud ass small dog

You are not sneaking in unnoticed

Or we'd just cut a glory hole into your room

maybe play some native dominican republic music outside your door

Use that to lure you out

give you PTSD

or activate it

i mean

I currently have a football helmet in my room

I don’t know how that helps

But it might

what if we pump sleeping gas in

Are the visor gaps big enough for a dick to slip through Rusp

Glory hole idea still might work

okay

what if

we dropped some really hot spiders in your room

you’d have to slip it in by the eyes

that made you really erect

I can control my erections

I’m a blood bender

what if

it's an OwOlf spider

those don’t exist, max

;)

don’t be childish

Me and Max would have just abandoned visiting you

^

I don’t think those are in my part of Ohio sadly

if not then they’re rare

Sorrry

if so

they are rare

I just

I don’t understand how you think trying to steal a large partial red neck man could turn out well

Also

I wear a chastity belt

Made of diamond

that cuts off my dick and welds my asshole shut

So you'll be dead in a week?

perhaps

not perhaps

you will

If you have any life-support tubers plugged into you, then they can be fucked

if it will prevent max and spooky from raping me I’d say it’s worth it

I already called the killing myself plan

max can't rape you, she's a girl Kappa

nice

but is (((she)))?

It's what my papa did when he lost the war

wow

is that a reference to that guy

uh

Stalin?

that’s the one

yep

Nah, you mean trump

Literally hitler

wait what

he’s my dad as well

my brain

help

/r 6d20

what

I don’t like that max and spooky have gone quiet