the-dump

that girl has met up with turnip in real life

which

shit dm>'

Did she get Turnip'd?

Yes

ah

I don’t think so, spooky

what does that mean

Fuck off umbreon

Rusp, when the day arrives where I come for your

It's when you germinate turnip seeds in someone's-

I refuse to accept that

I'l make sure to treat you right

oh i see

i cant wait to record

spooky I don’t think I can meet up with you

rusp its okay

me and spooky are just driving to you

no please

You don't get a say in this Rusp

One day, we'll just show up

I don’t want to be raped by some pedophile man who lives in a shack

who also distributes porn

White van will pull up, Max will jump out with a chloroform doused rag

And the fun will begin

clearly you've made contact with the wrong people rusp

But she's too short to reach his mouth

A drive to western Ohio isnt that long

good luck dragging me into a car unnoticed

I thought there were like 5 other people where you live

We'll bribe the local sheriff to look the other way

the local sheriff is my friends dad

rusp lives in north western ohio

That’s still a very broad search area

but ohio is very empty

^

Not true

so there's not much to search

plus rusp

you're going to tell us where you live

I don’t have a death wish

okay rusp

two options

you make me and spooky angry by making us work for it

or you just give it to us right away

"I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

shhhh

In my perfect scenario, everyone resists But eventually I fill the white van with the entire cult

rusp likes it hard

Everyone is slowly aware of the diminishing number of people online

how big is this van

okay

I’ll tell you where I live

Just like my dad, I'd sooner kill myself than be caught

easy

But I will sit in my room with my shotgun

okay

that's fine

My room with only one entrance

okay

I'll wait for you at the toilet

easy

I have a loud ass small dog

You are not sneaking in unnoticed

Or we'd just cut a glory hole into your room

maybe play some native dominican republic music outside your door

Use that to lure you out

give you PTSD

or activate it

i mean

I currently have a football helmet in my room

I don’t know how that helps

But it might

what if we pump sleeping gas in

Are the visor gaps big enough for a dick to slip through Rusp

Glory hole idea still might work

okay

what if