the-dump

/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (16+18+18+4+13+17) = 86

Man

rolling for my 19th character

/r 6d20

@taxes: 6d20 = (8+20+12+7+1+4) = 52

Third character is a brainlet

/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (13+17+4+17+3+14) = 68

Now let's start a new campaign so we can use these rules!

of course

those other two campaigns?

forget about those

no thanks

oof

Are you actually never coming back to the other one?

i will

if umbreond oes

convince him

I'm not convincing anyone

If it's a burden then no one is gonna like it anyway

Max, invite the 14 year old furry to take your place

spooky i think youre mixing people

unless the 14 year old was also a furry

I think she was

I thought the girl who was a shitty DM was 14

no

dm wasnt 14

that was someone else

that girl has met up with turnip in real life

which

shit dm>'

Did she get Turnip'd?

Yes

ah

I don’t think so, spooky

what does that mean

Fuck off umbreon

Rusp, when the day arrives where I come for your

I refuse to accept that

I'l make sure to treat you right

oh i see

i cant wait to record

spooky I don’t think I can meet up with you

rusp its okay

me and spooky are just driving to you

no please

You don't get a say in this Rusp

One day, we'll just show up

I don’t want to be raped by some pedophile man who lives in a shack

who also distributes porn

White van will pull up, Max will jump out with a chloroform doused rag

And the fun will begin

clearly you've made contact with the wrong people rusp

But she's too short to reach his mouth

A drive to western Ohio isnt that long

good luck dragging me into a car unnoticed

I thought there were like 5 other people where you live

We'll bribe the local sheriff to look the other way

the local sheriff is my friends dad

rusp lives in north western ohio

That’s still a very broad search area

but ohio is very empty

^

Not true

so there's not much to search

plus rusp

you're going to tell us where you live

so we dont have to work for it

I don’t have a death wish

okay rusp

two options

you make me and spooky angry by making us work for it

or you just give it to us right away

"I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

shhhh

In my perfect scenario, everyone resists But eventually I fill the white van with the entire cult

rusp likes it hard

Everyone is slowly aware of the diminishing number of people online