Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

oh god

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

nice

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Okay, you passed and take half damage

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

You still die

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Fine fine fine

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

rip simon

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Or

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

no idea what his name is

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Simon Ere for now

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Okay

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

I shall be shaking jimmies hand and introducing myself

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

James: "Listen, my party is heading over to those sandy ruins. You sure looked strong, with your big old dragon, and that really sour food."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Man

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Am I slap chop or the veteran

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

“What’s in it for me?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

James: "We give everyone an equal cut of the treasure we find!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

“So, what if we were to find no treasure?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

James: "Uuuhhhh"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

He looks really uncomfortable.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

James: "Adventuring...is the real reward..."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

I’m going to sit there for a bit and then say

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

“You know what, I’ve got nothing better to do right now. Why not?”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

my alternative was to walk away and try to get a different campaign

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

James: "Oh boy! Well come on with me!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

oh boy

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

He runs off.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

guess I’m following

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

I’ll pay first

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

wew

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

Bartender: "Man, it sure is nice for the tough guys to look out for the suckers of our guild."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

“Someone’s gotta keep them from dyin’”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

Bartender: "Believe me, nobody can manage that."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

“Yeah, s’pose you cant save all of them, but I’d feel bad if I just let them go out on their own”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Bartender: "Okay, you're over selling it now."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

I’m an angel

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Bartender: "Get on out there, fucking hot shot."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

It’s in character

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

let’s go

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

-5 gold

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

You're now at 165

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

nice

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

So you follow the eager gnome outside the guild, until you reach a sort of marketplace.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

Before you are James, 2 other gnomes, and a dwarf.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

James: "Well, it looks like we'll be hunting for those sandy scrolls!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

aren’t they sand gems in this version

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

you can’t trick me

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

The scrolls of the sand gnoll

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

So they aren’t gems?

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

Dwarf: "Hey, another guy. He's a lot taller than us."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

James: "Mhmm, he's our big strong man."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

fuck

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

I haven’t watched this campaign in so long

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

I forgot a lot of it

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

I just know

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

I won’t be fucking with any donkeys

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

James: "I suppose it's time we all introduce ourselves!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

“Hey, my names Rusp”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

“And this..”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

pointing to dragon spider

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

James: "I'm Jimmy Jameson, I don't identify with any gender, but you can use male pronouns for me!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

right

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

Gnome: "The names, Patrick...Patrick Cake."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

I remember this now

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

Gnome: "Chip chop!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

it’s all coming back

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

Dwarf: "And I'm his brother, Slap chop!"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

James: "Wait, his brother?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

"You mean like adopted-"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "He's my brother blood and all. Me and Chip have been together as long as I can remember."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

James: "I'm pretty sure, you can't actually be related....these guys are fucking crazy."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

That’s exactly what I’m thinking about all of them

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

What a coincidence

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

Patrick: "Listen kid, you think yourself a tough guy...you think you've seen it all, Rusp....but you haven't seen what I have...."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

“Right.. I’ll be sure to keep that in mind”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

I don’t want to push this man

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

What a chad

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

Hey

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

I said partial chad