Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

A gnome comes to sit next to you.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

A gnome you say?

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

"Hello there, sir!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

Hello gratia

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

“Hello”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

"What? My name's James!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Oh no

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

He holds out a gloved hand to shake

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Oh no

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Sandgem

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Sandscroll

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Fuck

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Campaign over

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

/r 30d6

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

@Gent: 30d6 = (1+6+6+3+4+6+5+1+1+2+3+6+1+2+1+4+6+4+1+5+1+3+3+5+4+5+5+2+3+5) = 104

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

A meteor crashes down on the tavern

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

woah

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Give me a reflex save

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Can I 20 this

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

You know

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

My dragon saw it coming

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

And made me leave

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Give me a reflex save

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

oh god

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

nice

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Okay, you passed and take half damage

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

You still die

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Fine fine fine

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

rip simon

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Or

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

no idea what his name is

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Simon Ere for now

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Okay

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

I shall be shaking jimmies hand and introducing myself

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

James: "Listen, my party is heading over to those sandy ruins. You sure looked strong, with your big old dragon, and that really sour food."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Man

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Am I slap chop or the veteran

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

“What’s in it for me?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

James: "We give everyone an equal cut of the treasure we find!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

“So, what if we were to find no treasure?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

James: "Uuuhhhh"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

He looks really uncomfortable.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

James: "Adventuring...is the real reward..."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

I’m going to sit there for a bit and then say

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

“You know what, I’ve got nothing better to do right now. Why not?”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

my alternative was to walk away and try to get a different campaign

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

James: "Oh boy! Well come on with me!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

oh boy

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

He runs off.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

guess I’m following

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

I’ll pay first

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

wew

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

Bartender: "Man, it sure is nice for the tough guys to look out for the suckers of our guild."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

“Someone’s gotta keep them from dyin’”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

Bartender: "Believe me, nobody can manage that."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

“Yeah, s’pose you cant save all of them, but I’d feel bad if I just let them go out on their own”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Bartender: "Okay, you're over selling it now."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

I’m an angel

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Bartender: "Get on out there, fucking hot shot."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

It’s in character

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

let’s go

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

-5 gold

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

You're now at 165

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

nice

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

So you follow the eager gnome outside the guild, until you reach a sort of marketplace.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

Before you are James, 2 other gnomes, and a dwarf.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

James: "Well, it looks like we'll be hunting for those sandy scrolls!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

aren’t they sand gems in this version

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

you can’t trick me

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

The scrolls of the sand gnoll

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

So they aren’t gems?

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

Dwarf: "Hey, another guy. He's a lot taller than us."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

James: "Mhmm, he's our big strong man."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

fuck

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

I haven’t watched this campaign in so long

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

I forgot a lot of it

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

I just know

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

I won’t be fucking with any donkeys