the-dump

You know

My dragon saw it coming

And made me leave

Give me a reflex save

oh god

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

nice

Okay, you passed and take half damage

You still die

fuck

Fine fine fine

rip simon

Or

no idea what his name is

Simon Ere for now

Okay

I shall be shaking jimmies hand and introducing myself

James: "Listen, my party is heading over to those sandy ruins. You sure looked strong, with your big old dragon, and that really sour food."

Man

Am I slap chop or the veteran

“What’s in it for me?”

James: "We give everyone an equal cut of the treasure we find!"

“So, what if we were to find no treasure?”

James: "Uuuhhhh"

He looks really uncomfortable.

James: "Adventuring...is the real reward..."

I’m going to sit there for a bit and then say

“You know what, I’ve got nothing better to do right now. Why not?”

my alternative was to walk away and try to get a different campaign

James: "Oh boy! Well come on with me!"

oh boy

He runs off.

guess I’m following

I’ll pay first

wew

Bartender: "Man, it sure is nice for the tough guys to look out for the suckers of our guild."

“Someone’s gotta keep them from dyin’”

Bartender: "Believe me, nobody can manage that."

“Yeah, s’pose you cant save all of them, but I’d feel bad if I just let them go out on their own”

I’m an angel

Bartender: "Get on out there, fucking hot shot."

It’s in character

let’s go

-5 gold

You're now at 165

nice

So you follow the eager gnome outside the guild, until you reach a sort of marketplace.

Before you are James, 2 other gnomes, and a dwarf.

James: "Well, it looks like we'll be hunting for those sandy scrolls!"

aren’t they sand gems in this version

you can’t trick me

The scrolls of the sand gnoll

So they aren’t gems?

Dwarf: "Hey, another guy. He's a lot taller than us."

James: "Mhmm, he's our big strong man."

fuck

I haven’t watched this campaign in so long

I forgot a lot of it

I just know

I won’t be fucking with any donkeys

James: "I suppose it's time we all introduce ourselves!"

“Hey, my names Rusp”

“And this..”

pointing to dragon spider

James: "I'm Jimmy Jameson, I don't identify with any gender, but you can use male pronouns for me!"

right

Gnome: "The names, Patrick...Patrick Cake."

I remember this now

Gnome: "Chip chop!"

it’s all coming back

Dwarf: "And I'm his brother, Slap chop!"

James: "Wait, his brother?"

"You mean like adopted-"

Slap Chop: "He's my brother blood and all. Me and Chip have been together as long as I can remember."

James: "I'm pretty sure, you can't actually be related....these guys are fucking crazy."

That’s exactly what I’m thinking about all of them

What a coincidence

Patrick: "Listen kid, you think yourself a tough guy...you think you've seen it all, Rusp....but you haven't seen what I have...."

“Right.. I’ll be sure to keep that in mind”