Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

I’m an angel

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Bartender: "Get on out there, fucking hot shot."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

It’s in character

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

let’s go

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

-5 gold

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

You're now at 165

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

nice

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

So you follow the eager gnome outside the guild, until you reach a sort of marketplace.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

Before you are James, 2 other gnomes, and a dwarf.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

James: "Well, it looks like we'll be hunting for those sandy scrolls!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

aren’t they sand gems in this version

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

you can’t trick me

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

The scrolls of the sand gnoll

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

So they aren’t gems?

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

Dwarf: "Hey, another guy. He's a lot taller than us."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

James: "Mhmm, he's our big strong man."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

fuck

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

I haven’t watched this campaign in so long

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

I forgot a lot of it

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

I just know

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

I won’t be fucking with any donkeys

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

James: "I suppose it's time we all introduce ourselves!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

“Hey, my names Rusp”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

“And this..”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

pointing to dragon spider

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

James: "I'm Jimmy Jameson, I don't identify with any gender, but you can use male pronouns for me!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

right

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

Gnome: "The names, Patrick...Patrick Cake."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

I remember this now

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

Gnome: "Chip chop!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

it’s all coming back

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

Dwarf: "And I'm his brother, Slap chop!"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

James: "Wait, his brother?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

"You mean like adopted-"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "He's my brother blood and all. Me and Chip have been together as long as I can remember."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

James: "I'm pretty sure, you can't actually be related....these guys are fucking crazy."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

That’s exactly what I’m thinking about all of them

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

What a coincidence

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

Patrick: "Listen kid, you think yourself a tough guy...you think you've seen it all, Rusp....but you haven't seen what I have...."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

“Right.. I’ll be sure to keep that in mind”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

I don’t want to push this man

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

What a chad

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

Hey

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

I said partial chad

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "So we're looking for some sandy scrolls, rigth?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

James: "Right! They're supposed to be somewhere in this desert."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

James starts looking around

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (7) = 7

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

He digs through the sand for a few seconds and pulls out a rock.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

“You uh.. realize that they’re at the ruins they just uncovered, right?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "Did you find the scrolls yet?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

James: "Nope, but I think this might be a clue."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

James takes out a magical looking gun device.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

He fires it at you.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

Give me a will save.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

welp

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

not today

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

Okay, you fight off his neural link gun

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

I’m going to stare him down

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

He looks back as if nothing happened.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

I’m going to approach him

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

James: "Pfft, what do you want, kid?"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:38 AM the-dump

“Don’t ever use that shitty gun on me again, got it?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:38 AM the-dump

James: "What gun?"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:38 AM the-dump

Is he still holding it

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

No, he immediately put it in his back pocket.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

He's now trying to sidle away.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

I’m going to attempt to take it from him

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

Give me a strength check

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

/r d20-1 #for patty cake

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20-1 for patty cake = (14)-1 = 13

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (6) = 6

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

Fucking oof

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

Yeah

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

I think I’m just going to leave these guys

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

His eyes go bloodshot for a split second and he whacks your hand away.