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Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

it’s all coming back

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

Dwarf: "And I'm his brother, Slap chop!"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

James: "Wait, his brother?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

"You mean like adopted-"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "He's my brother blood and all. Me and Chip have been together as long as I can remember."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

James: "I'm pretty sure, you can't actually be related....these guys are fucking crazy."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

That’s exactly what I’m thinking about all of them

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

What a coincidence

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

Patrick: "Listen kid, you think yourself a tough guy...you think you've seen it all, Rusp....but you haven't seen what I have...."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

“Right.. I’ll be sure to keep that in mind”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

I don’t want to push this man

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

What a chad

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

Hey

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

I said partial chad

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "So we're looking for some sandy scrolls, rigth?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

James: "Right! They're supposed to be somewhere in this desert."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

James starts looking around

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (7) = 7

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

He digs through the sand for a few seconds and pulls out a rock.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

“You uh.. realize that they’re at the ruins they just uncovered, right?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "Did you find the scrolls yet?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

James: "Nope, but I think this might be a clue."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

James takes out a magical looking gun device.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

He fires it at you.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

Give me a will save.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

welp

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

not today

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

Okay, you fight off his neural link gun

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

I’m going to stare him down

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

He looks back as if nothing happened.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

I’m going to approach him

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

James: "Pfft, what do you want, kid?"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:38 AM the-dump

“Don’t ever use that shitty gun on me again, got it?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:38 AM the-dump

James: "What gun?"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:38 AM the-dump

Is he still holding it

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

No, he immediately put it in his back pocket.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

He's now trying to sidle away.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

I’m going to attempt to take it from him

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

Give me a strength check

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

/r d20-1 #for patty cake

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20-1 for patty cake = (14)-1 = 13

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (6) = 6

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

Fucking oof

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

Yeah

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

I think I’m just going to leave these guys

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

His eyes go bloodshot for a split second and he whacks your hand away.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

Okay

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

I’m walking away

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

Watching James the entire time

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "Hey wait, you can't just walk away! You were paid for this!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

“No, no I wasn’t.”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "What, you gave him 200 gold right James?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

James gives a nervous smile back to you guys.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

“200 isn’t enough for this shit anyways”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

Slap Chop: "So, you didn't even pay him and he still went with us...of all people?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

Patrick: "Wow, what a sucker AHAHAH!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:43 AM the-dump

“I did it more to try and keep him from killing himself than for the money”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:43 AM the-dump

“But uh.. I can see that was a mistake.”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:43 AM the-dump

And I am leaving

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:43 AM the-dump

watching James

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:43 AM the-dump

Patrick: "Let me guess, he told you the adventure was the real reward!"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:44 AM the-dump

There voices grow distant.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:44 AM the-dump

Thank god

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:44 AM the-dump

"Suckkkerrrrrr!!!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:44 AM the-dump

To be fair

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:44 AM the-dump

You're walkiing into the market place.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:44 AM the-dump

He did say I’d get a fair cut of the treasure

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

Alright

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

You see the nearest stand has an old dwarven man rummaging around behind a stand.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:46 AM the-dump

Guess I’ll go check it out

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

Peddler: "Ah, nnh, yes....eheh..."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

He's throwing around various trinkets in his stand.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

“Hello there sir”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

Peddler: "Ahhh, hello sonny!"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

"What can I do fer ya today?"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:49 AM the-dump

You see an a flash of light in the distance. An aurora borealis now hangs over your heads.

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