Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:52 AM the-dump

Don’t you fucking

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:52 AM the-dump

Gent

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

Please

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

what

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

FUCK

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

You don't just train an animal in an instant

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:54 AM the-dump

Well I thought it was implied that I was doing it until he got it!

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:54 AM the-dump

Well, do you have any command you want to give him while you're at it?

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

Get em

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

You're speaking....to the animal?

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

I look at him

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

Point at the target

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

And tell him to get em

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

You know

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

Like a dog

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

Alright, rolling for Vag's action

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

He's not a dog

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

Well than how the hell do I train this thing

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

Why would I fucking steal this thing

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 16, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (3)+1 = 4

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

Kursed to all hell

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

Oh well

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

He walks over to the tree sniffing at it, then he looks back to you. He circles the tree a few times then walks back over to your side, holding its mouth open in expectance.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

You know

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

can badgers really be trained at all?

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

That’s better than I was expecting

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

You got a 20, it's not gonna be wasted

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

So I’m going to walk over to the tree

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

It was trained by its previous owners, but not for anything complicated, especially not combat

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

While looking at him

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

And start attacking it

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

Also I’ll say “get em” before I do it

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

Than after I do that

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

I’ll eat a treat

Gent Jun 16, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

It's gonna make a guttural growling noise with its mouth still open.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

Fine

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

I’ll give him a little piece of the treat before I do that

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

As he at least went over there

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

After I attack the tree

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

I’m going to walk back

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

Look him in the eyes

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

Point at the tree

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

And say get em

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

He chews it in an instant and looks back up to you.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

Repetition is key when it comes to training animald

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

Okay, let's roll for Vag again

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

I’m expecting a 1

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

I roll a d20 again?

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 16, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (6)+1 = 7

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

Progress

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:03 AM the-dump

He steps back as you kick the tree. He looks around curiously.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

So

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

I’ll point at the tree

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

And say in the most commanding voice I can give, “Vag, get em”

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (2)+1 = 3

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

Fuck me

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

Vag is a lost cause

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

I’m fucking doing this until he gets it right

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

It holds its mouth open again, making a short rasping noise.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

okay

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Might as well since max and xbrox aren't showing up

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

I’m going to yell

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

“Get em”

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

intead of 1 hour of wolf combat, its gonna be 1 hour of badger training

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Than I’m going to claw and bite at the tree while on all fours

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Maybe if I get on his level

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Than

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Vag steps back and makes his hissing noise.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

I’m going to eat a treat

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

I’ll walk over to him

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Feed him half a treat

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Than hold up the other half

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

While yelling “Vag, get em” and pointing at the tree

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Your throat starts clogging up as you realize you just ingested hemlock.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

The fuck is hemlock

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Give me 10 death rolls