lfg

Jim's theory is that your wife is getting dicked the entire time you're away in Exodus

If that was made cannon, Exodus would be the best game

oh right

end of map 3

they tease her chest

and you can ALMOST

see her nipples

mean gaame >:(

also the fact that there is not many more weapons/mutants to find

My 2D Russian wife is not a whore

i think im on the last or second last map

>:(

did you beat 2 yet?

i think this means though that uh

Yes, but I'm not starting 3 until tomorow

Chapter 1: The intro/Mockba Chapter 2: Swampland/Tsar boys Chapter 3: Facility Chapter 4: Mad Max Chapter 5: Bearminanainal Madness Chapter 6: some bullshit plot thing

1, 3, and 6, being non open world.

seeing as how i put in 10~ hours into swampland and mad max

i can see me reaching probably 30~ hours by the end of the game

It still feels

Short?

and it feels like ive done

LITERALLY nothing the whole game

like, we have acomplished nothing

Chapter 1: Short Chapter 2: Long Chapter 3: Short Chapter 4: Long Chapter 5: Long Chapter 6: Short

(for refernce)

and also just speculation

Swamp is: kill some cultists / rescue the loli find some dude rescue your wife go get a train car/ kill catfish bro go clear the bridge

yes but what have we EFFECTIVLEY acomplished

we got past a roadblock

incredible

No, my point is that it wasn't a lot

ah

I know it may sound stupid

but this feels like an episode of dora the explorer

we got a map

lol

and we have like 3 obstacles to clear before we get to the end

swamp is the first obstacle

as much as i complain

game*

Ironically, I almost think the Ubisoft approach would make me feel more accomplished, even if it made the game worse

Swamp could be: "earn favour with this faction, so they lower the bridge for us: and then just have you do open world bullshit for a few hours until it's time to go to the next map

It's a very different feeling that they have right now, which is cool/unique

But (at least in the Swamp) I never felt like I was doing anything

I was scraping by to get from point A to point B

I'd clear a camp, but it's not like that would really get me anything

That is how the desert feels

Actually

I'd argue most of my time was spent driving in the desert

Unironically

the most fun part of the desert is the spider dungeon

whicu hurts me to say

Oh no

Its just

i can literally describe EVERY other part the same way

"WE NEED X FROM BANDITS, GO GET IT ARTYOM"

and then you go

head shot 4 bandits

I like so much about the game, but there are a couple gamey systems I wish were done better

I wish it wasn't open world

just gona say it now

after playing it,

It doesn't work.

I wish they did "open world" better

I'm serious, copy Ubioft

When I heard this metro was going to be somewhat open world

I thought of a free roam metro with the city overtop

which would of been 10000000x better

That would have been cool

IT WOULD OF BEEN SOO COOL

mapping out and exploring the metro, using railcars to your advantage

using the surface to get more supplies

a whole city to explore

but nah

lets just make a swamp with 4 bandit camps

Actually, even if it wasn't quite that, but you had more freedom to move between a bunch of "open world" city sectors it could work

I mean there's mutant nests as well, not point to going to those though

Thst would work

I just don't think this format works