lfg

*bearanimal

https://i.imgur.com/Wq2gReQ.png

They've got to stick to their stupid naming convention

still a stupid name

https://i.imgur.com/hsWyplA.png https://i.imgur.com/mLvk5kK.png https://i.imgur.com/IjPPMfl.png

t-theyre all different!!!!

Lurkers are new i think

I know Nosalis are old for sure

Are they going to explain all the different zombie colours now?

lol

ALSO SPOOKY

THERES LITERALLY A GIANT BEAR FIGHT

IN LAST LIGHT

the huge omega bear

It's a staple for Russian games

i forgot all about that fight

man

last light is such a weird game

Last Light peaks at the Librarian room

the librarian is fucking dope

2033: Kill some fucking niggers Last Light: Save a nigger child, then find some secret facility and fight for it Exodus: Find safty

im sure glad the games have similar themes

kappa

man the plot of 2033 really is just "wipe out the niggers"

Jim's theory is that your wife is getting dicked the entire time you're away in Exodus

If that was made cannon, Exodus would be the best game

oh right

end of map 3

they tease her chest

and you can ALMOST

see her nipples

mean gaame >:(

also the fact that there is not many more weapons/mutants to find

My 2D Russian wife is not a whore

i think im on the last or second last map

>:(

did you beat 2 yet?

i think this means though that uh

Yes, but I'm not starting 3 until tomorow

Chapter 1: The intro/Mockba Chapter 2: Swampland/Tsar boys Chapter 3: Facility Chapter 4: Mad Max Chapter 5: Bearminanainal Madness Chapter 6: some bullshit plot thing

seeing as how i put in 10~ hours into swampland and mad max

i can see me reaching probably 30~ hours by the end of the game

It still feels

Short?

and it feels like ive done

LITERALLY nothing the whole game

like, we have acomplished nothing

Chapter 1: Short Chapter 2: Long Chapter 3: Short Chapter 4: Long Chapter 5: Long Chapter 6: Short

(for refernce)

and also just speculation

Swamp is: kill some cultists / rescue the loli find some dude rescue your wife go get a train car/ kill catfish bro go clear the bridge

yes but what have we EFFECTIVLEY acomplished

we got past a roadblock

incredible

No, my point is that it wasn't a lot

ah

I know it may sound stupid

but this feels like an episode of dora the explorer

we got a map

lol

and we have like 3 obstacles to clear before we get to the end

swamp is the first obstacle

as much as i complain

it's a good games

game*

Ironically, I almost think the Ubisoft approach would make me feel more accomplished, even if it made the game worse

Swamp could be: "earn favour with this faction, so they lower the bridge for us: and then just have you do open world bullshit for a few hours until it's time to go to the next map

It's a very different feeling that they have right now, which is cool/unique

But (at least in the Swamp) I never felt like I was doing anything

I was scraping by to get from point A to point B

I'd clear a camp, but it's not like that would really get me anything

That is how the desert feels

Actually

I'd argue most of my time was spent driving in the desert

Unironically

the most fun part of the desert is the spider dungeon

whicu hurts me to say

Oh no

Its just

i can literally describe EVERY other part the same way