lfg

Map 4

a nice forest

still no metros...

if i dont enter a metro again

gona be a little mad

A forrest

That might mean bears

Maybe; dare I say

there was a wolf

Zombie bears even

please no

it already bothers me that there's mutant snakes that are just snakes but have little legs on them

i dont want more pointless mutations

ALSO

THIS PLACE IS LIKE 6000 kilometers away from mockba or something

shouldnt ther be like

NO mutated shit

Do you not want Bearanimals?

https://i.imgur.com/g2XBP8b.png

went to the mutants page

oh look

mutated bear

*bearanimal

https://i.imgur.com/Wq2gReQ.png

They've got to stick to their stupid naming convention

still a stupid name

https://i.imgur.com/hsWyplA.png https://i.imgur.com/mLvk5kK.png https://i.imgur.com/IjPPMfl.png

t-theyre all different!!!!

Lurkers are new i think

I know Nosalis are old for sure

Are they going to explain all the different zombie colours now?

lol

ALSO SPOOKY

THERES LITERALLY A GIANT BEAR FIGHT

IN LAST LIGHT

the huge omega bear

It's a staple for Russian games

i forgot all about that fight

man

last light is such a weird game

the librarian is fucking dope

2033: Kill some fucking niggers Last Light: Save a nigger child, then find some secret facility and fight for it Exodus: Find safty

im sure glad the games have similar themes

kappa

man the plot of 2033 really is just "wipe out the niggers"

Jim's theory is that your wife is getting dicked the entire time you're away in Exodus

If that was made cannon, Exodus would be the best game

oh right

end of map 3

they tease her chest

and you can ALMOST

see her nipples

mean gaame >:(

also the fact that there is not many more weapons/mutants to find

My 2D Russian wife is not a whore

i think im on the last or second last map

>:(

did you beat 2 yet?

i think this means though that uh

Yes, but I'm not starting 3 until tomorow

Chapter 1: The intro/Mockba Chapter 2: Swampland/Tsar boys Chapter 3: Facility Chapter 4: Mad Max Chapter 5: Bearminanainal Madness Chapter 6: some bullshit plot thing

1, 3, and 6, being non open world.

seeing as how i put in 10~ hours into swampland and mad max

i can see me reaching probably 30~ hours by the end of the game

It still feels

Short?

and it feels like ive done

LITERALLY nothing the whole game

like, we have acomplished nothing

Chapter 1: Short Chapter 2: Long Chapter 3: Short Chapter 4: Long Chapter 5: Long Chapter 6: Short

(for refernce)

and also just speculation

Swamp is: kill some cultists / rescue the loli find some dude rescue your wife go get a train car/ kill catfish bro go clear the bridge

yes but what have we EFFECTIVLEY acomplished

we got past a roadblock

incredible

No, my point is that it wasn't a lot

ah

I know it may sound stupid

but this feels like an episode of dora the explorer