I remember the book pretty clearly
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Saturday, October 5, 2019
it does
They padded the shit out of it
i also read the book
like
yeah cucumberham went crazy with the village
6 years ago?
Okay, so created this albino orc (goblin?) nemesis for thorin
half the trilogy is gandalf learning about Sauron
And the goblin king scene is dragged out
its horrible, watch it
The cave where gollum and bilbo meet is very easy to see in
rather just not waste my time
They make the fight scenes excessively goofy
legolas can fly
So remember the part where they encounter the trolls in the forest?
yes
i remember that clearly
They throw a short skirmish to liven things up for the movie
why
Where all the dwarves band together and fight them
But they make it really child-like
bilbos's classic stealth scene #1 and its a brawl
The trolls go "OWIE" and getting slashed with fucking swords
lmao
One of the dwarves uses a slingshot
There's a part where, the entire gang falls all the way down the goblin mineshafts
lol
oh hey
speaking of good books being turned into bad movies
did the artemis fowl movie come out yet
2020
Says it's may 29 next year
hm*
it's disney too huh
fucking rip
Overweight black butler
any book i read as a kis gets destroyed
Who uses a bow and arrow
long line of skilled butlers
Not a sig sauer
black btw
the first two books in one movie
wait really?
is the second the one where the girl gets her finger cut off?
i don't remember the order
Koboi was her name, right
I only remember what happens in the first, what happens in all the other
Yeah
but not their order
WEINSTEIN
he gets magic at a point
Opal koboi appears next, then there's the one where butler gets nerfed
he loses the magic immediately
doesn't he
keep a tiny bit though
like the smallest fraction inside of hin
him*
maybe
might have been related to the time travel
i feel like that's an important plot point
that story got so convoluted
i read up to the book after the time loop
to be fair
the first book, time one (sixth?) and the final one? are all that matter tbh
all the demon related ones seemed important
Well, there's the one where mr mentor gets killed
5th
i was close
oh actually
Artemis got his mind wiped, setting the plot for the next book
i was really only one book away from completing the series
looking over the plot
maybe i should reread it
the second book makes sense to make a movie out of with the first
arctic is where she loses the finger
also leg, the final book is where the tiny bit of magic matters
so that's why you don't remember it
i might have read it then