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Saturday, October 5, 2019
They cut off her head but then she picks it up and phase two begins
why are there three seasons
she respawns
wait
isn't it a singular book
The season finale is when they stab the centipede controlling her
it fucking is
how do you make 3 seasons off of a singular book
how do you make three movies off of the Hobbit?
Teen drama sells like hot cakes
In July 2019, Netflix edited out the suicide scene in the first season's final episode.and it came out in 2017
what even happens in hobbit 2
i can assume 3 is the big culmination
and 1 is the start
They dick around with elves for a big, there's a retarded river fight, they dick around with the dragon resulting in it flying off to murder an innocent village
if you wanted to adapt all of the hobbit I think two movies or one long movie would be better
2 movies was the initial plan from peter jackson
1 short movie would have been better
But studio demands made it otherwise
i don't remember the dragon
doing that
I remember the book pretty clearly
it does
They padded the shit out of it
i also read the book
like
yeah cucumberham went crazy with the village
6 years ago?
Okay, so created this albino orc (goblin?) nemesis for thorin
half the trilogy is gandalf learning about Sauron
And the goblin king scene is dragged out
its horrible, watch it
The cave where gollum and bilbo meet is very easy to see in
rather just not waste my time
They make the fight scenes excessively goofy
legolas can fly
So remember the part where they encounter the trolls in the forest?
yes
i remember that clearly
They throw a short skirmish to liven things up for the movie
why
Where all the dwarves band together and fight them
But they make it really child-like
bilbos's classic stealth scene #1 and its a brawl
The trolls go "OWIE" and getting slashed with fucking swords
lmao
One of the dwarves uses a slingshot
There's a part where, the entire gang falls all the way down the goblin mineshafts
lol
oh hey
speaking of good books being turned into bad movies
did the artemis fowl movie come out yet
2020
Says it's may 29 next year
hm*
it's disney too huh
fucking rip
Overweight black butler
any book i read as a kis gets destroyed
Who uses a bow and arrow
long line of skilled butlers
Not a sig sauer
black btw
the first two books in one movie
wait really?
is the second the one where the girl gets her finger cut off?
i don't remember the order
Koboi was her name, right
I only remember what happens in the first, what happens in all the other
Yeah
but not their order
WEINSTEIN
he gets magic at a point
Opal koboi appears next, then there's the one where butler gets nerfed
he loses the magic immediately
doesn't he