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i had a dream last night that was really interesting and almost like a short story

but the best part was where a girl commited suicide over her amv being taken off of youtube

13 reasonurus why

is that the plot of 13 reasons why

Yeah, surprised they got the rights to naruto for the amv clip

i mean

all i remember is my school freaking out and putting "you can get help" fliers everywhere

The big reveal is when they find out she tattooed the letter "U" on each eyelid

uwu

did she stitch her mouth into a w

she eats her mother's spine and becomes a titan

if she kills herself

They cut off her head but then she picks it up and phase two begins

why are there three seasons

she respawns

wait

isn't it a singular book

The season finale is when they stab the centipede controlling her

it fucking is

how do you make 3 seasons off of a singular book

how do you make three movies off of the Hobbit?

Teen drama sells like hot cakes

and it came out in 2017

what even happens in hobbit 2

i can assume 3 is the big culmination

and 1 is the start

They dick around with elves for a big, there's a retarded river fight, they dick around with the dragon resulting in it flying off to murder an innocent village

if you wanted to adapt all of the hobbit I think two movies or one long movie would be better

2 movies was the initial plan from peter jackson

1 short movie would have been better

But studio demands made it otherwise

hm

i don't remember the dragon

doing that

I remember the book pretty clearly

it does

They padded the shit out of it

i also read the book

yeah cucumberham went crazy with the village

6 years ago?

Okay, so created this albino orc (goblin?) nemesis for thorin

half the trilogy is gandalf learning about Sauron

And the goblin king scene is dragged out

its horrible, watch it

i

The cave where gollum and bilbo meet is very easy to see in

rather just not waste my time

They make the fight scenes excessively goofy

legolas can fly

So remember the part where they encounter the trolls in the forest?

yes

i remember that clearly

They throw a short skirmish to liven things up for the movie

why

Where all the dwarves band together and fight them

But they make it really child-like

bilbos's classic stealth scene #1 and its a brawl

The trolls go "OWIE" and getting slashed with fucking swords

lmao

One of the dwarves uses a slingshot

There's a part where, the entire gang falls all the way down the goblin mineshafts

lol

oh hey

speaking of good books being turned into bad movies

did the artemis fowl movie come out yet

2020

Says it's may 29 next year

hk

hm*

it's disney too huh

fucking rip

Overweight black butler

any book i read as a kis gets destroyed

Who uses a bow and arrow

long line of skilled butlers

Not a sig sauer

black btw

the first two books in one movie