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lol

oh hey

speaking of good books being turned into bad movies

did the artemis fowl movie come out yet

2020

Says it's may 29 next year

hk

hm*

it's disney too huh

fucking rip

Overweight black butler

any book i read as a kis gets destroyed

Who uses a bow and arrow

long line of skilled butlers

Not a sig sauer

black btw

the first two books in one movie

wait really?

is the second the one where the girl gets her finger cut off?

i don't remember the order

Koboi was her name, right

I only remember what happens in the first, what happens in all the other

Yeah

but not their order

WEINSTEIN

he gets magic at a point

Opal koboi appears next, then there's the one where butler gets nerfed

he loses the magic immediately

doesn't he

keep a tiny bit though

like the smallest fraction inside of hin

him*

maybe

might have been related to the time travel

i feel like that's an important plot point

that story got so convoluted

i read up to the book after the time loop

to be fair

the first book, time one (sixth?) and the final one? are all that matter tbh

all the demon related ones seemed important

5th

i was close

oh actually

Artemis got his mind wiped, setting the plot for the next book

i was really only one book away from completing the series

looking over the plot

maybe i should reread it

the second book makes sense to make a movie out of with the first

arctic is where she loses the finger

also leg, the final book is where the tiny bit of magic matters

so that's why you don't remember it

i might have read it then

no like

i remember magic mattering

the stuff remaining

it matters twice

it came out while i was still in high school so i might have read it

holy fuck

Miscegenation

i forgot how autistic the ending is

Holly Short

what the fuck

Yeah

Everyone in that area, including the spirits, immediately go to heaven, excluding Artemis, whose humanity and sheer willpower enables him to stay on earth. 6 months later, with the saliva that Artemis produced when he kissed Holly, they extract his DNA and make a clone of Artemis Fowl, which is then taken to the now overgrown gate. Artemis's spirit then takes control of the clone and he is alive once more.

gent

no one cares

oh i read that

Well leg said

its fucking a childrens book from

2012

God

i definitely read that

ah

How could you be so disrespectful

then you read the final book

also isn't she

a lot older than him

A lot

Yes