banned-users

keep a tiny bit though

like the smallest fraction inside of hin

him*

maybe

might have been related to the time travel

i feel like that's an important plot point

that story got so convoluted

i read up to the book after the time loop

to be fair

the first book, time one (sixth?) and the final one? are all that matter tbh

all the demon related ones seemed important

Well, there's the one where mr mentor gets killed

5th

i was close

oh actually

Artemis got his mind wiped, setting the plot for the next book

i was really only one book away from completing the series

looking over the plot

maybe i should reread it

the second book makes sense to make a movie out of with the first

arctic is where she loses the finger

also leg, the final book is where the tiny bit of magic matters

so that's why you don't remember it

i might have read it then

no like

i remember magic mattering

the stuff remaining

it matters twice

it came out while i was still in high school so i might have read it

holy fuck

Miscegenation

i forgot how autistic the ending is

Holly Short

what the fuck

Yeah

Everyone in that area, including the spirits, immediately go to heaven, excluding Artemis, whose humanity and sheer willpower enables him to stay on earth. 6 months later, with the saliva that Artemis produced when he kissed Holly, they extract his DNA and make a clone of Artemis Fowl, which is then taken to the now overgrown gate. Artemis's spirit then takes control of the clone and he is alive once more.

gent

no one cares

oh i read that

its fucking a childrens book from

2012

God

i definitely read that

ah

How could you be so disrespectful

then you read the final book

also isn't she

a lot older than him

A lot

Yes

she's like

80?

or 800

I think 80

It's like your anime tropes

no?

Tiny but magical and 100 year old

artemis doesn't even get the time loop to change his personality, so that reset is retarded plotwise

she has adult porpotions though

iirc

just short

That's how I interpretted it

i always saw her as a midget

No, midgets have disproportionate heads

the commander

Complete abominations

right eragon

got a bad movie too

all these books just get fucked

So strange to see all these pics of the graphic novel

they cut out one of the most important characters in the entire series

who

Angela

i didn't watch it, just read some stuff

oh

actually one of the top 5 most important characters

Eragon is such a good bad series

It says she was in the movie