banned-users

im such a good catfisher

especially since

i have th epolicy the exact opposite of a catfish in a relationship

that is, i buy them stuf

f

they buy me nothing

wait

wtf

you didnt buy me shit in our relation-

oh

oops

xD

i dont like people buying me stuff

as seen with spooky

It was indeed hard to spend almost nothing on your cult Christmas gift

or birthday gift

or whatever we're calling that

I spent a whole 3 dollars on max

She catfished me hard

People have spent a collective 150ish dollars on me

since I started phijkchu

i spent millions on fgo on max

i was the biggest loser

fight me

Phijkchu's the reason I bought my mic+DAC

So I guess, this cult's been expensive for me

Phijkchu Catfished you

rusp

Spooky bought me a game

move him to s

wait

How’s it feel getting catfished?

move rusp to s

we should sort everyone by who has made profit versus who is in the red because of the cult

the real cucks are in the red

Funilly enough, somehow

I’m probably about neutral

Spooky bought me a game

does overflow count pika?

But I also bought 25 Christmas gifts

that's really weird

Welll

Not 25

More like

I just get the free shit

12?

ah you get spooky's leftovers max

nice

I think Gent's the next lowest, and he was like $10-$15

or somewhere around there

you spent money on gent?

Yes, but I couldn't bring my gift for him on the plane

did you buy him like a remote mine or something

spooky has for sure told me some of the gifts he got people

but i literally

bar of jewgold

remember

none of them

not even pikas which he has told me like 3 times i think

You'll get to experience the surprise all over again then Max

How much is my gift worth?

(unless you spoil it by reading DMs)

It's priceless Rusp

i dont trust spooky to give me his gift

It’s

he might drug me

It’s cum

Isn’t it

horse semen

that's a little too pricey

even for the meme

aren't you worried that rusp will set out a stakeout for you spooky?

minimum orders are $1500

if you buy it and spread it among all of our gifts, really is is only like 15 100 dollar gifts

at the end of the day

I doubt it'd last for all of you though

Max or Rusp would probably finish it all off