banned-users

she'd catfish dolfin

its because you are round

i refuse to catfish poor people

I am sure of it

NO

OOF

POOR FUCK

OHIO

LMAO

WAIT IM NOT POOR

YOU LIVE IN OHIO

rural

village

I AM OF MODERATE WEALTH

you

live

in

a

village

YOU CANT AFFORD LEGS

post your bank balance

I dare you

IM NOT YOU ZACH

he can't buy the leg dlc

we know he has less than 50k since he does not have prostetic legs

max only likes beta men anyways

like bopit

or

loveland

or

uh

who else

umbreon

shit

thats me

im a beta

im such a good catfisher

especially since

i have th epolicy the exact opposite of a catfish in a relationship

f

they buy me nothing

wait

wtf

you didnt buy me shit in our relation-

oh

oops

xD

i dont like people buying me stuff

as seen with spooky

It was indeed hard to spend almost nothing on your cult Christmas gift

or birthday gift

or whatever we're calling that

I spent a whole 3 dollars on max

She catfished me hard

People have spent a collective 150ish dollars on me

since I started phijkchu

i spent millions on fgo on max

i was the biggest loser

fight me

Phijkchu's the reason I bought my mic+DAC

So I guess, this cult's been expensive for me

Phijkchu Catfished you

rusp

Spooky bought me a game

move him to s

wait

How’s it feel getting catfished?

move rusp to s

we should sort everyone by who has made profit versus who is in the red because of the cult

the real cucks are in the red

Funilly enough, somehow

I’m probably about neutral

Spooky bought me a game

does overflow count pika?

I think Max might be the person I've spent the least on

But I also bought 25 Christmas gifts

that's really weird