banned-users

post your bank balance

I dare you

IM NOT YOU ZACH

he can't buy the leg dlc

we know he has less than 50k since he does not have prostetic legs

max only likes beta men anyways

like bopit

or

loveland

or

uh

who else

umbreon

shit

thats me

im a beta

im such a good catfisher

especially since

i have th epolicy the exact opposite of a catfish in a relationship

that is, i buy them stuf

f

they buy me nothing

wait

wtf

you didnt buy me shit in our relation-

oh

oops

xD

i dont like people buying me stuff

as seen with spooky

It was indeed hard to spend almost nothing on your cult Christmas gift

or birthday gift

or whatever we're calling that

I spent a whole 3 dollars on max

She catfished me hard

People have spent a collective 150ish dollars on me

since I started phijkchu

i spent millions on fgo on max

i was the biggest loser

Phijkchu's the reason I bought my mic+DAC

So I guess, this cult's been expensive for me

Phijkchu Catfished you

rusp

Spooky bought me a game

move him to s

wait

How’s it feel getting catfished?

move rusp to s

we should sort everyone by who has made profit versus who is in the red because of the cult

the real cucks are in the red

Funilly enough, somehow

I’m probably about neutral

Spooky bought me a game

does overflow count pika?

I think Max might be the person I've spent the least on

But I also bought 25 Christmas gifts

that's really weird

Welll

Not 25

More like

I just get the free shit

12?

ah you get spooky's leftovers max

nice

I think Gent's the next lowest, and he was like $10-$15

or somewhere around there

you spent money on gent?

Yes, but I couldn't bring my gift for him on the plane

did you buy him like a remote mine or something

spooky has for sure told me some of the gifts he got people

but i literally

bar of jewgold

remember

none of them

not even pikas which he has told me like 3 times i think

You'll get to experience the surprise all over again then Max