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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Sunday, June 2, 2019
I’m probably about neutral
Spooky bought me a game
does overflow count pika?
I think Max might be the person I've spent the least on
Kappa
But I also bought 25 Christmas gifts
that's really weird
Welll
Not 25
More like
I just get the free shit
12?
ah you get spooky's leftovers max
nice
I think Gent's the next lowest, and he was like $10-$15
or somewhere around there
you spent money on gent?
Yes, but I couldn't bring my gift for him on the plane
did you buy him like a remote mine or something
spooky has for sure told me some of the gifts he got people
but i literally
bar of jewgold
remember
none of them
not even pikas which he has told me like 3 times i think
You'll get to experience the surprise all over again then Max
How much is my gift worth?
(unless you spoil it by reading DMs)
It's priceless Rusp
i dont trust spooky to give me his gift
It’s
he might drug me
It’s cum
Isn’t it
horse semen
that's a little too pricey
even for the meme
aren't you worried that rusp will set out a stakeout for you spooky?
minimum orders are $1500
if you buy it and spread it among all of our gifts, really is is only like 15 100 dollar gifts
at the end of the day
I doubt it'd last for all of you though
Max or Rusp would probably finish it all off
I’m genuinely worried about what my gift actually could be
before I even get to you Pika
Pika, your gift is the most expensive
It has to be at least vaguely sexual
oh god
which means I either like you the most
or the least
he bought a literal slave girl didnt he
well
Is no one going to let NotRusp in
richmond has a lot of trafficking iirc
No dildos or anything sexual like that
He’s a cool guy
i dont trust you spooky
how can we believe your word
I'm not trying to get stopped by the mounties
I think Ohio has the trafficking capital of the world
Or of the US
that is true
I have to xray it, and take it on a plane with me
So that’s pretty sick
he hid a bomb inside the child pika
watch out
that is how I want to die
blown by a child
He put a bear trap in her
Anti-rape device
yikes
I guess I never did buy Bopit anything
pizza
so there you go Max, someone's even lower than you
You still can
mail him a pizza
If I'm ever in NY, I'll go fuck Vinny
not wasting my time on some loser Chemical engineer
