banned-users

minimum orders are $1500

if you buy it and spread it among all of our gifts, really is is only like 15 100 dollar gifts

at the end of the day

I doubt it'd last for all of you though

Max or Rusp would probably finish it all off

I’m genuinely worried about what my gift actually could be

before I even get to you Pika

Pika, your gift is the most expensive

It has to be at least vaguely sexual

oh god

which means I either like you the most

or the least

he bought a literal slave girl didnt he

well

Is no one going to let NotRusp in

richmond has a lot of trafficking iirc

No dildos or anything sexual like that

He’s a cool guy

i dont trust you spooky

how can we believe your word

I'm not trying to get stopped by the mounties

I think Ohio has the trafficking capital of the world

hm

Or of the US

that is true

I have to xray it, and take it on a plane with me

So that’s pretty sick

he hid a bomb inside the child pika

watch out

that is how I want to die

blown by a child

He put a bear trap in her

Anti-rape device

yikes

I guess I never did buy Bopit anything

pizza

so there you go Max, someone's even lower than you

You still can

mail him a pizza

If I'm ever in NY, I'll go fuck Vinny

dont you mean his brother?

you mean business major spooky

lol

is he actually

oops, my bad

that is his future umbreon

he is not cut out for any level of thinking

i dont understand

although, I guess then that means he is perfect for engineering

He's trying chem, he's going to fail

and business is his fallback

ah

He chose his major, based almost entirely on one of those charts

i probably should decide what im majoring in

oops

that shows average salaries,, post-graduation

if it is anything in the E part of STEM you need to leave

its the

A part

ah the arts

good choice

STEAM

SALES

should be a history major so you can have spooky help you with homework

Geology Pika

checkmate

or his secret major in like

spying

or

like

hackerman

HACK THE PLANET

i have no idea what the T part in STEM consitutes as

tech

but

what does that

tech is gay

have