how about using a fidget spinner for reference
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Monday, April 2, 2018
I mean, at this point just do a full review of it Max
What have you got to lose
whip out your dick for reference
that will give us a good comparison
pika thats like
1.4 inches
so I can just multiply by some number to guess the size
Seems to be about 2.5x the size of the outcropping on the wall
which i would guess is 2 inches
so 5-6 inches seems accurate
Pika, I'm holding a ruler now
How would you even use something that's that short
Maybe I just have big hands, but that seems really short
my dick is 5.5 inches and I can grasp it with my hands
perhaps yout just have massive fucking hands
Can you wrap your hand around your forearm Pika?
not fully no
How close are you?
about 80% of it
at the wrist
Fuck, maybe I do just have big hands
60% lower down
okay
Good job!
so that should help
thickness too
Max even put tendy sauce in the picture
Autism confirmed
well
i was having popcorn chicken and fries
and we're out of honey mustard
so i just grabbed that
didnt use it thou
that thing has about 40% more surface area on the end as my dick
that is fucking big
It looks thinner in that picture
It looked fucking enormous originally, but I guess that isn't too big
Max, make a review video and post it to pornhub for us
no thanks
I need to know if I should buy this model
How will I know what to buy Pika along with those goose eggs?
Also, that looks incredibly dangerous to use, it's got a uniform thickness and everything
max, do not get it stuck up there when you use it
that would be bad
although, you can stick a 3dsxl up there
so you probably will be fine
Kappa
Apparently a can of coke is 4.75 inches. That looks more like 7.
Sweet fidget spinner
Pika, I think that's longer than a 3DSXL
fucking rusp
Kappa
It looks like 7-7.5 inches
it looks like it is about 2x the size of a pop can
What the fuck are you guys trying to determine?
Completely smooth surface...nothing to grab onto...
Looks like a shitty vibrator tbh.
A coke can(that I'm holding) is 5in
max found a vibrator
"""found"""
we are estimating its size
Was just walking by a dumpster and was poking out
there's no way i would of bought something this shitty spooky
(((she))) "found" it in her room
pika, it is s(he)
Oh geez how’d that get there?
(((s(he))))
anyways, I need to shower
I believe the abbreviated version of that is trap
hold off on your live review until later
((((s)((((he))))))
You can never have enough
The vibrator looks like a hotdog with a black ring
