banned-users

and idk Max, you tell me

I LITERALLYDO NOT KNOW

BUY MORE VIBRATORS THAN

Max

Fuck, I bet you can get a good deal on that giant pink one

I HAVENT BOUGHT ANY

is it a 3ds or 3dsxl

Its like

ok ill measure it

measure it inside your bag of holding

you roughly know the size of that

someone google how long a "droid maxx 2" phone is

You're not going to go look for a ruler?

ok what is that in inches

figure out how big the average 19 year old girl's mouth is

we can use that fact to measure this

uh

its like 6 inches then

"""GIANT"""

Nice work Max

a bitbigger than 6

Also, that looks bigger in the picture

inb4 it is actually one of those motorized massagers

The perspective in that picture was kind of messed up. To me it looked like it would kill the average woman.

So maybe your phone is off

its pretty

big

and thick

i can take some better pictures i guess

Please!

how about using a fidget spinner for reference

I mean, at this point just do a full review of it Max

What have you got to lose

whip out your dick for reference

that will give us a good comparison

pika thats like

1.4 inches

so I can just multiply by some number to guess the size

Seems to be about 2.5x the size of the outcropping on the wall

which i would guess is 2 inches

so 5-6 inches seems accurate

Pika, I'm holding a ruler now

How would you even use something that's that short

Maybe I just have big hands, but that seems really short

Idk

my dick is 5.5 inches and I can grasp it with my hands

perhaps yout just have massive fucking hands

Can you wrap your hand around your forearm Pika?

not fully no

How close are you?

about 80% of it

at the wrist

Fuck, maybe I do just have big hands

60% lower down

okay

Good job!

so that should help

thickness too

Max even put tendy sauce in the picture

Autism confirmed

well

i was having popcorn chicken and fries

and we're out of honey mustard

so i just grabbed that

didnt use it thou

that thing has about 40% more surface area on the end as my dick

that is fucking big

It looks thinner in that picture

It looked fucking enormous originally, but I guess that isn't too big

Max, make a review video and post it to pornhub for us

no thanks

I need to know if I should buy this model

How will I know what to buy Pika along with those goose eggs?

Also, that looks incredibly dangerous to use, it's got a uniform thickness and everything

yeah