banned-users

and we're out of honey mustard

so i just grabbed that

didnt use it thou

that thing has about 40% more surface area on the end as my dick

that is fucking big

It looks thinner in that picture

It looked fucking enormous originally, but I guess that isn't too big

Max, make a review video and post it to pornhub for us

no thanks

I need to know if I should buy this model

How will I know what to buy Pika along with those goose eggs?

Also, that looks incredibly dangerous to use, it's got a uniform thickness and everything

yeah

max, do not get it stuck up there when you use it

that would be bad

although, you can stick a 3dsxl up there

so you probably will be fine

Apparently a can of coke is 4.75 inches. That looks more like 7.

Sweet fidget spinner

Pika, I think that's longer than a 3DSXL

fucking rusp

gdi

It looks like 7-7.5 inches

yeah

it looks like it is about 2x the size of a pop can

What the fuck are you guys trying to determine?

Completely smooth surface...nothing to grab onto...

Looks like a shitty vibrator tbh.

A coke can(that I'm holding) is 5in

max found a vibrator

"""found"""

we are estimating its size

Was just walking by a dumpster and was poking out

there's no way i would of bought something this shitty spooky

(((she))) "found" it in her room

pika, it is s(he)

Oh geez how’d that get there?

(((s(he))))

I believe the abbreviated version of that is trap

hold off on your live review until later

((((s)((((he))))))

You can never have enough

The vibrator looks like a hotdog with a black ring

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((s))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((he))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

little did everyone know

thats a cast of my penis

Max just compare it to the size of your dick

Oh

n i c e

little did max know, that is also a cast of my penis

Could be a dog penis tbh

Max seems to be interested in them

that is my pug's dick you got me

(I do not have a dog)

Imagining a pug with a dick that big terrifies me

Holy shit I just thought of a way to determine its length

Use a ruler

uhh

no

Can you at least get out a protractor and calculate the angle of the tip

Well

I already suggested using a ruler and was ignored.

The curve

Rusp, I'll take a wild guess and say 180 degrees

Guess how I know

Have you used it before?

We were pretty spot on

Nice work guys

we're smart

According to my measurements you may be off by half an inch or so

LOL

Oh wait

I know what was throwing off my measurement

Ok you guys were right

i wonder who has the most fidget spinners here

Probably me.

I have around 27~