about 80% of it
banned-users
Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Monday, April 2, 2018
at the wrist
Fuck, maybe I do just have big hands
60% lower down
okay
Good job!
so that should help
thickness too
Max even put tendy sauce in the picture
Autism confirmed
well
i was having popcorn chicken and fries
and we're out of honey mustard
so i just grabbed that
didnt use it thou
that thing has about 40% more surface area on the end as my dick
that is fucking big
It looks thinner in that picture
It looked fucking enormous originally, but I guess that isn't too big
Max, make a review video and post it to pornhub for us
no thanks
I need to know if I should buy this model
How will I know what to buy Pika along with those goose eggs?
Also, that looks incredibly dangerous to use, it's got a uniform thickness and everything
max, do not get it stuck up there when you use it
that would be bad
although, you can stick a 3dsxl up there
so you probably will be fine
Kappa
Apparently a can of coke is 4.75 inches. That looks more like 7.
Sweet fidget spinner
Pika, I think that's longer than a 3DSXL
fucking rusp
Kappa
It looks like 7-7.5 inches
it looks like it is about 2x the size of a pop can
What the fuck are you guys trying to determine?
Completely smooth surface...nothing to grab onto...
Looks like a shitty vibrator tbh.
A coke can(that I'm holding) is 5in
max found a vibrator
"""found"""
we are estimating its size
Was just walking by a dumpster and was poking out
there's no way i would of bought something this shitty spooky
(((she))) "found" it in her room
pika, it is s(he)
Oh geez how’d that get there?
(((s(he))))
anyways, I need to shower
I believe the abbreviated version of that is trap
hold off on your live review until later
((((s)((((he))))))
You can never have enough
The vibrator looks like a hotdog with a black ring
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((s))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((he))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
little did everyone know
thats a cast of my penis
Max just compare it to the size of your dick
Oh
n i c e
little did max know, that is also a cast of my penis
Could be a dog penis tbh
Max seems to be interested in them
that is my pug's dick you got me
(I do not have a dog)
Imagining a pug with a dick that big terrifies me
Holy shit I just thought of a way to determine its length
Use a ruler
uhh
Can you at least get out a protractor and calculate the angle of the tip
Well
I already suggested using a ruler and was ignored.
The curve
Rusp, I'll take a wild guess and say 180 degrees