vetting

Can you not phase that like a suicide note at least

Can u come back @Spooky Phijkchu u were the only one that actually planned stuff to do this weekend Pubb

what if you went to a water park?

Spooky!! NO!!!!

August 4th 2001 - October 13th 2023 & September 13th 1998 - October 14th 2023. Rest in Peace

If spooky kills himself we are banning max right?

we should bury him next to the tharja figurine, that's what he would have wanted

what the heck

hope they’re okay

wtf

Damn guess I should have prevented this after all

My bad spooky next time I will do something when I notice it

I can't believe you didn't notice Jason hiding in those bushes

Rusp will be next most likely

What the hell is going on

I miss him

shouldn't have pinged everyone

idk im enjoying watching these people

i have NO clue whats going on

but 🤷

i hope red shirt man has a good birfday

spooky flew a bunch of people out to ohio then trapped them there

It’s not my birthday

That’s me in the red

oh hi

im jaz

My birthday is in may

oh me too

Hi jaz

13

th

7th

damn

No one’s

the blue sweatshirt guy?

i have been FOOLED

No

it's umbreon's birthda

It’s a just a meet up

y

which one is umbreon

the one holding the camera

Long hair Asian

got it got it

im getting the lore

yeah i see them now

i see them!

okay now i see the stairwell person, howdy

okay well it was fun watching you random people, have a good birthday umbreon, and have a fun meetup!

gbye

Bye Jaz

Damn no one left in the middle of the night

they forgor 💀

Dear fags, I'm struggling to find the right words, but I need to say this. I feel truly awful, and I'm sorry for not meeting your expectations as a femboy and degenerate. I've let you down, and for that, I'm deeply sorry. My abrupt disappearance today wasn't a result of anything you did, and I apologize for any hurt feelings this week. We'll figure out how to mend things. To Dan, Gent, Rusp, Gwar Gura, and Mini, if you think this is somehow your fault, it's not. I genuinely enjoyed getting to know you all this week, but my mind is clouded, and I'm lost. I regret not sharing a bed with you, and it will haunt me. I won't have another chance like this. I'm struggling to function like this, constantly replaying my own self-blame. I need to step away to regain clarity. I'm not sure of a long-term solution, but I'll ask mint how to start hrt. For now, I hope you understand that this is something I have to do. And Rusp, I'm sorry for not playing Phijkchu Quest.

Erm… After todays events we cannot begin to describe how we feel. Our abrupt disappearance has only left us stricken with deep regret. Unlike Gawr Gura’s delicious foot, this mistake cannot be fixed with glue. For our own health and mental state we decided to walk away from this all and try to get this weekend out of our headspace. To Gent and his gross ass carbonara, we’re sorry if you felt like your personality or your cooking scared us off. We both genuinely enjoyed getting to know you and eat your disgusting spaghetti, but our stomach is clogged with Skyline Chili. We both regret not cleaning up the house and taking the orange juice. We won't get another chance to fix this mistake, and our social karma will surely go down. We cannot function in general, constantly looking at Gawr Gura inflation porn. At this point we wanted to get away from it all, looking for a long-term solution. For now, we have decided to never visit that shithole of Dayton, Ohio ever again. And to Rusp, I, Dan Markiplier the Scribe, am sorry for ever playing Phijkchu Quest.

I finally caught a Team Phijkchu stream. They spent 3 hours looking for Spooky and then ate pizza while I fell asleep live on stream. Great entertainers they are!

how did you end up on stream?

I still can't believe Jason from friday the 13th fucking killed them all and noone got the reference

Hey guys, it's October. After today's events, I can't begin to describe how I feel, because I was not in VC for the majority of things today. That is all. Look forward to actually coming to the next one if possible! :D

The 3rd great PHIJKCHU meetup: Johnny's Pizza

Ok guys hear me out

The Phijkchu Louisiana meetup.

i'll be in louisiana in February

I have a friend who lives in this medium size 2-story house and lets anyone stay there, so we can use that. Friday night everyone gets there and we order Johnny's. Saturday we hit up skatetown and whatever else we feel like Sunday we go to my church early morning and attend session, then we go back to my grandparents' house and ride out in fourwheelers and bicycles to go fishing and camping on his land.

Idk what to really say. I feel ohio mode right now, and i’m verrrry sowry right nyaa for the abrupt pissapperance. I’m gonna skibidi toilet for a little minecraft creeper, even if my L rizz won’t fix the dog on up. Pirate, you are one of the only two people who I can squidward school rumble bendy straw and i’m sorry about not going october mode, I will figure out how the fix the whole dang litter. Dan, Gent, Rusp, Regi, not Mini, Guys, what one is your favorite? Huggy Wuggy, Seek, scary Blue, Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab… Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude, and, um, yeah. Snow Seline, Banbalina, Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and Awesome Huggy Wuggy. This is, uh, me but like I don’t wanna use it. Blue and, uh, I mean, um, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy, um, Choo Choo Charles, right, Boxy Boo but like not evil, and we have evil Boxy Boo. We have Squid Game Huggy Wuggy. We have baby Huggy Wuggy, and Blue, and Freddy Fazbear, oinky oink oink. We have creepy Green. We have happy Huggy Wuggy. Look how happy he is, and we have "What the hell?" We have nobody cares Huggy Wuggy. I cannot mentally function anymore, my brain is not cheugy and keeps playing among us doodoo fart , to the point where I watch youtube shorts when alone with my thoughts. Idk what the long-term fix is for this other than me and pirate getting euthanized, but for now this is what I have to do. And sorry Rusp, for making Blupo for phijkchu quest.

Don't lump me in with you, it's October nyaa.

is it really October?

Idk what to really say, I feel absolutely terrible and I'm sorry for the abrupt destruction of your chainmail but I can't handle this anymore. Im going to try retiring the mailbreaker for a little while, even though I don't think that will fix anything and idk if I can even stick with it. Pirate, you are one of the two people I implicitly consider a “black squidward” and am sorry for how you felt about everything this week. I will figure out how we can fix race relations. To Dan you need to change your gay fucking hair or I’m throwing you in the skyline chili grinder. I understand why you clouded your race for so long, but you won’t get a chance to fix your dysgenic monkey lips nor your slant eyes idfk. Rusp, I hope you stop eating away at things everyday you fucking fatass. I'm sorry if you feel like this has anything to do with you, I think I enjoyed getting to mog you all this week. I do know that I will regret not listening to Mini’s sister’s Big Carb(tm) propaganda more than you could possibly imagine. I think insulin resistance would eat away at me every day, I've been looking forward to heart disease, and I realize I will never get the opportunity again to experience morbid obesity, but I think it might kill me to eat sugar. Cinnamon rolls cannot function like this without kneading the dough, I live my life with the oven at 350 degrees over and over again, to the point that my dough unraveles if I'm alone with my own rolling pin. Idk what a long-term fix is for this other than turning the bident into a trident, but for now I feel like this is what I have to do. And sorry Rusp, for giving you the Amongus quilt

Likelihood of Spooky's death: 15%