vent

For over 12 hours

Most people are up for 16 hours a day you know

yes but I only get 7 hours of normal behavior

at 12 hours being up I enter bizarre mode followed by too tired to do anything mode

Overuse of sleep-inducing abilities takes its toll on the user

important union email

Klombak W

the union should commit honorable seppuku

One of my coworkers just fucking died. Didn’t show up or call in so someone went to go check on him and he was dead

Which was not my Monday bingo card

2 Jamocha shakes in one week

crazy

rip bozo

Guy entering his undergrad who asks me questions sometimes

what is a quantum hackathon?

lets sit down for 48 hours and try to apply unitary matrices to a vector on a theoretical qubit array since quantum devices aren't good enough for most ideas yet

This guy 100% got scammed

lmao

let this kid know that you don't use calculus at all in quantum

You do use calculus in parts of quantum

depending on how you are doing it

QML sure

and if you need to derive the QFT

I mean just quantum computing

You do integration and shit all the time

I assumed this was quantum computing because of hackathons

This person is entering university, they have to run the full gambit of quantum courses before the get to the computing courses (which is 4th year)

i guess for physics the quantum hardware is probably a more relevant area

there might be a 3rd year quantum computing course actually, but same difference

you aren't going to be developing quantum computing devices in a hackathon though

This person has zero idea what the fuck they are talking about or looking into because they are a high schooler (or rather, was, since they are starting uni in the fall)

He probably payed way too much for some scam consulting thing and asked for a list of nonsensical things and they gave him something

why is he going into physics if he wants to do quantum computing?

engineering, CS and math seem like better choices

other than math which might offer a track for that, quantum computing is done through physics at UW

Engineering and CS for sure have no courses in it here

as far as I know

Iowa had it in both ECE and Math and I don't think it was in Physics at all

All the courses are cross listed phys and math and I think most of the people doing it are applied math people

but there are phys people working in it at UW

I've seen those scams before

Usually it's preying on desperate CS undergrads, but the lingo here seems to be about the same

Very Indian-coded as well

Hold on wait I think I remember this guy having another retarded scam sounding thing

let me see if I can find it

He has a monthly printer ink subscription

The comparison is that it's like those paid lists you can get yourself out on, that essentially turn into a way to send you glazing correspondence trying to get you involved in random other scams

So this consulting services will give you basic survey-level help, and then push you to spending on their affiliate services

I don't care enough to tell this guy he got scammed, but I am nice enough to give him actual school advice

thus is the duality of man

Yeah, you can't convince someone desperate they are getting scammed

(and tbh it's a lost cause unless you're actually friends with them)

here you go spooky

got him to tell me the service he used

He spent 10k for this

Spooky you will really like this comment chain

Indians who are trying to do higher education but not the scam degree mill kind are so interesting

Thank you for your service containing them to Canada 🫡

This guy is not even the problem kind who flooded into community colleges to just work at timmies instead of actually doing school

this is the kind of guy who will do his 4 year degree here, then try to move to the US

so he is your problem in 4 years

and yeah, I've seen scam services like that, exactly what I expected

Unless trump stays on for his 3rd term as planned

Indian fatigue is so real, I think he's too late ngl

some will always sneak through, but if he's the kind of guy who keeps getting scammed like this

I don't think the odds are that high

me when an Indian discord scam bot joins the server

They won't fucking leave my poor physics club server alone

this is the kind of shit they post

oh i saw that same offer in another server i'm in

lmao

Yeah they are a plague

The indian bot did not respond and I had to ban them

stupid fucking shitniggers

b0b you were the least likely person to post that