rawb

i got it

ask to take a photo

and instead of

say cheese

say

SAY PHIJKCHU

lol

So is this finally it, the end of rob?

dude, Max you should go with spooky for the canada phijkchu meetup and we can all go hang out with Rob then

I know for a fact spooky would consider driving up here

if we knew were Rob was and we were doing this

you should make it super uncomfortble

and talk about the stuff he hates

and dead memes from his past

"Hey man, speaking of how much I love your work, I am a big fan of Justin too! You guys planning on doing anything again in the near future?"

confuse him for justin at first instead

"Hey you! aren't you uhh hcjustin?"

i wonder what his reaction would be

He'd know I was fucking with him right away

really?

robs never had someone

fuck with him irl

other than that one time

There is no fucking way you know who someone is on the internet, but then think they are not them but infact someone else

who they also happen to hate

lol

It'd have to be special phijkchu ops at first. Just some light recording, scope out Robs behaviour and what park he starts going to in the city

then a planned meeting

I get my coin

a PHIJKCHU treasure

then we fuck with him

Mail it to spooky so he can send it to space

lol

so youre saying

the phijkchu streamer house

should be right next to robs house

Yes

obviously

Imagine Rob joining a streamer house arc, but its actually just us and he is unaware

so he hangs out with us to make content

cooster boosters

that is basically umbreons one dream

XD

if Rob moved to my city, it'd be the outer limits of the city so it'd be cheaper

but I could make the trek there

well remeber pika

doesnt rob always want an apartment with like

high security

or a gate

or something

i forgot what it was

Literally does not exist in this area

his current apartment in toronto has a doorman

doorman

thats it

thats what he wants

new phijkchu project

garbage gets a job as the doorman

and slowly makes rob go insane

you have one package from

one... phijkchu underscore pikachu?

mispronounce it really bad though

phu i jek coo pie cashew

I make rob do a full identification check each time he shows up and then wave the device to check for any electronics to make sure that no illegal devices enter the apartment

But only rob

One day you insist head office insisted you have to pat down all people who enter

do a full pat down

then never do it again

and be confused if he brings it up

I wonder if Six/Lilly kept in-touch with Megan at all

During the full pat down bring up things about prostate cancer statistics in men and nudge rob to go to the doctors for a checkup

Also say something like "man my boyfriend was about your size"

just to make it really awkard

then the next time you see him show him a picture of a woman and claim it was your wife

"What lotion do you use, you seem smooth, like one of those water lizards"

lol

put up a sign that says "Danger, rats"

and then one day change the sign to have a picture of danger rat

and then switch it back

and never bring it up