rawb

he'll have to move anyways

no way hes staying at the same place

for sure, but I think he is forced to move away from toronto too

considering all viable cities (no way rob goes to a small town)

move in with his sister

arc

he might come live in kitchener-waterloo again

which means the pika irl trolls rob arc

could happen

RIP the park bench

pika if he moved

to where you live

would you meet him

irl

and record it

for us

Yes

Canada is single party consent for recordings

or rather ontario is

so legally I would be in the clear

you should try to have a serious conversation with him

at first

like "oh hey, are you robert moran?"

I would try to get one of his coins

that he promised people

"I'm a big fan!"

if they met him irl

get the coin

and then say like

"Yeah we've actually talked a few times, I think you'd recgonize my name I'm Phijkchu_Pikachu"

i would kill

for that reaction

I'd have to think of a funny way to break the news that I am me

but I would for sure

go irl meet rob

if he lived in my city

you could also just say you created phijkchu

Ask to take a photo but have a phijkchu page open

OH NO

i got it

and instead of

say cheese

say

SAY PHIJKCHU

lol

So is this finally it, the end of rob?

dude, Max you should go with spooky for the canada phijkchu meetup and we can all go hang out with Rob then

I know for a fact spooky would consider driving up here

if we knew were Rob was and we were doing this

you should make it super uncomfortble

and talk about the stuff he hates

and dead memes from his past

"Hey man, speaking of how much I love your work, I am a big fan of Justin too! You guys planning on doing anything again in the near future?"

confuse him for justin at first instead

"Hey you! aren't you uhh hcjustin?"

i wonder what his reaction would be

He'd know I was fucking with him right away

really?

robs never had someone

fuck with him irl

other than that one time

There is no fucking way you know who someone is on the internet, but then think they are not them but infact someone else

who they also happen to hate

lol

It'd have to be special phijkchu ops at first. Just some light recording, scope out Robs behaviour and what park he starts going to in the city

then a planned meeting

I get my coin

a PHIJKCHU treasure

then we fuck with him

Mail it to spooky so he can send it to space

lol

so youre saying

the phijkchu streamer house

should be right next to robs house

Yes

obviously

Imagine Rob joining a streamer house arc, but its actually just us and he is unaware

so he hangs out with us to make content

and we just purposefully make it awkward

cooster boosters