rawb

robs never had someone

fuck with him irl

other than that one time

There is no fucking way you know who someone is on the internet, but then think they are not them but infact someone else

who they also happen to hate

lol

It'd have to be special phijkchu ops at first. Just some light recording, scope out Robs behaviour and what park he starts going to in the city

then a planned meeting

I get my coin

a PHIJKCHU treasure

then we fuck with him

Mail it to spooky so he can send it to space

lol

so youre saying

the phijkchu streamer house

should be right next to robs house

Yes

obviously

Imagine Rob joining a streamer house arc, but its actually just us and he is unaware

so he hangs out with us to make content

and we just purposefully make it awkward

cooster boosters

that is basically umbreons one dream

XD

if Rob moved to my city, it'd be the outer limits of the city so it'd be cheaper

but I could make the trek there

well remeber pika

doesnt rob always want an apartment with like

high security

or a gate

or something

i forgot what it was

Literally does not exist in this area

his current apartment in toronto has a doorman

doorman

thats it

thats what he wants

new phijkchu project

garbage gets a job as the doorman

and slowly makes rob go insane

one... phijkchu underscore pikachu?

mispronounce it really bad though

phu i jek coo pie cashew

I make rob do a full identification check each time he shows up and then wave the device to check for any electronics to make sure that no illegal devices enter the apartment

But only rob

One day you insist head office insisted you have to pat down all people who enter

do a full pat down

then never do it again

and be confused if he brings it up

I wonder if Six/Lilly kept in-touch with Megan at all

During the full pat down bring up things about prostate cancer statistics in men and nudge rob to go to the doctors for a checkup

Also say something like "man my boyfriend was about your size"

just to make it really awkard

then the next time you see him show him a picture of a woman and claim it was your wife

"What lotion do you use, you seem smooth, like one of those water lizards"

lol

put up a sign that says "Danger, rats"

and then one day change the sign to have a picture of danger rat

and then switch it back

and never bring it up

Occasionally check for lice

Being robs doorman would be the funniest fucking thing

Hey, we are on yellow light security today, for your safety I have escort you to and from your apartment, and any nearby locations

lol

Do 1 am fire drills

Breathalyzer him every time he wants to leave to prevent public intoxication

Mandatory health fitness requirement, you must do 3 pushups before I can let you use the elevator, otherwise you must take the stairs sir

Hey man no vehicles today, driving tired is real dangerous. DANGER!

Ask to see his groceries to make sure he stays healthy

Occasionally pretend to take whipits when he is walking up to the front, and quickly shuffle and hide them

"Hey, seems like your really shorting yourself on food for a big man like you, ever considered going down to the soup kitchen or a local church, tough times for everyone but I'm sure they will keep you well fed."

Then offer him a half eaten granola bar

Play my soundcloud rap music which only slightly seems to make references to robs career.

A lot of gaslights you could do as a doorman.

Recommend him people semi related to him like mindcrackers he never interacted with

Give rob a bunch of annoying and cringy nicknames

I got my passport in case we wanted to do this im ngl

Dude

now she is vagueposting about it