Message in #rawb · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

CEO of Phijkchu May 14, 2026 1:09 PM rawb

Replying to mint #wimint

getting my sec+ this summer, decided to skip the other ones

Nice, I only ever ended up getting A+ plus a random router networking cert. Still pissed at my last company for never providing training for the AWS certs they promised me

mtcdood May 14, 2026 1:10 PM rawb

Another work thing. Guy: Hey <customer> is going to use our API to open about 1000 support tickets to test whether rate limits will be an issue in a real situation. My Manager: sounds good Me (quietly): come the fuck on bro

mtcdood May 14, 2026 1:10 PM rawb

Doesn't even question stuff

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 1:13 PM rawb

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

Or, you let me croot you to work on satellites (edited)

I take it back, don't move here I just drove by some shitty new condos that advertise 1500 sqft starting from the "low 900s"

legorhin May 14, 2026 1:14 PM rawb

no streamer house rooms free?

mtcdood May 14, 2026 1:14 PM rawb

Apparently we rate limit to one ticket per second. My manager: can we override that?

Kribbles May 14, 2026 1:14 PM rawb

All of these frustrations point to making a Phijkchu startup.

Kribbles May 14, 2026 1:14 PM rawb

Maybe called Phijkchu Games 2

legorhin May 14, 2026 1:15 PM rawb

yeah make a competing studio

Garbage May 14, 2026 1:15 PM rawb

The actual software company + the random games studio branch that was a money pit until it wasn't

Garbage May 14, 2026 1:15 PM rawb

just like every 80-90s company

Garbage May 14, 2026 1:15 PM rawb

Broderbund eat your heart out

Kribbles May 14, 2026 1:15 PM rawb

We'll just make a good indie game, easy. Every YouTuber says indie games are the future, so clearly we need to add to the pile.

legorhin May 14, 2026 1:16 PM rawb

you can even use grok to make your assets for free

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 1:16 PM rawb

I think we should have it reference classic RPGs too, that's a great idea

Garbage May 14, 2026 1:16 PM rawb

Look when the AI assistants are good enough for even me to understand, i'll give you as many games as you want

Garbage May 14, 2026 1:17 PM rawb

But Spooky can attest that will be quite a while based on the last experience trying to teach me.

Kribbles May 14, 2026 1:17 PM rawb

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

I think we should have it reference classic RPGs too, that's a great idea

Classic RPGs like Undertale or like Fire Emblem Heroes?

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 1:18 PM rawb

Fire Emblem Heroes?...

Kribbles May 14, 2026 1:18 PM rawb

Engage fuck me

polu May 14, 2026 1:18 PM rawb

Beat Angel Pirate?

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 1:18 PM rawb

I was thinking of the quirky Earthbound-inspired Indie meme

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 1:18 PM rawb

Replying to polu #polutropos

Beat Angel Pirate?

this would go crazy

Kribbles May 14, 2026 1:18 PM rawb

Wait no heroes you're right

Garbage May 14, 2026 1:18 PM rawb

Is Toushin Gent the Omori of Phijkchu Games

Garbage May 14, 2026 1:18 PM rawb

Video essay

Kribbles May 14, 2026 1:18 PM rawb

I don't know gachas, I did a quick google search is all

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 1:19 PM rawb

I've just never heard of games being similar to heroes

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 1:19 PM rawb

aside from being a gacha I guess

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 1:20 PM rawb

Replying to polu #polutropos

Beat Angel Pirate?

All of the "Beat" games are Beat X, where X is a profession, so it would have to be Beat Pirate (Name)

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 1:20 PM rawb

Beat Pirate Toughbrook

Garbage May 14, 2026 1:21 PM rawb

Undertale Pink

legorhin May 14, 2026 1:21 PM rawb

make a Faxanadu spiritual successor

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 1:22 PM rawb

Replying to Garbage #garbageatgaming

Undertale Pink

that's gotta exist, no?

reorruatrnte May 14, 2026 2:29 PM rawb

Replying to polu #polutropos

Beat Angel Pirate?

what the FUCK...

taxes May 14, 2026 2:41 PM rawb

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

that's gotta exist, no?

Yeah it's about the pink soul. They decide to conseuallt rizz up monsters or rape them

taxes May 14, 2026 2:41 PM rawb

It's an interesting spin on the spare/kill.

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 2:42 PM rawb

Undertale eroge would be hilarious

reorruatrnte May 14, 2026 3:04 PM rawb

max leaking ideas aren't funny when they're ones we're actually realistically considering

reorruatrnte May 14, 2026 3:04 PM rawb

come on

RIBA May 14, 2026 3:16 PM rawb

Its funny because the protagonist is pirate

taxes May 14, 2026 3:48 PM rawb

pirate it wouldnt be called undertale piunk

taxes May 14, 2026 3:48 PM rawb

thats illegal

polu May 14, 2026 4:40 PM rawb

polu May 14, 2026 4:44 PM rawb

😂 TND

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 4:45 PM rawb

why is that his name

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 4:46 PM rawb

is that not a phrase that most people know?

mtcdood May 14, 2026 4:58 PM rawb

"His assets" you mean the assets you could get in the event of a divorce?

mtcdood May 14, 2026 4:58 PM rawb

Seems like a lady who doesn't think all that far ahead.

Outlaw May 14, 2026 5:55 PM rawb

lol wow

polu May 14, 2026 7:04 PM rawb

https://x.com/Vechs/status/2055042932613255308

Now that Mindcrack is dead and I'm semi-retired from YouTube, there's a few things I want to post about. Not seeking drama, just sunshine. I tried my best to avoid naming and shaming and "punching down", but, I just want to address stuff. Replies below. 1/?

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:22 PM rawb

no wonder nobody liked him lmao

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:23 PM rawb

15 years later, and the thing you want to get off your chest is that everyone else was too toxic and cliquey lmao

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 7:23 PM rawb

he saved a bunch of screenshots of people being rude to him...

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 14, 2026 7:24 PM rawb

He wanted to drop the smoking gun but it was not a gun it was a mcdonalds ice cream cone wrapper, and instead of dropping it, he ate it

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:24 PM rawb

oh

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:24 PM rawb

I didn't even read it all

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:24 PM rawb

I swear

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:24 PM rawb

he literally says that

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:24 PM rawb

lmao

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:24 PM rawb

bro, this guy sounds insufferable

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 14, 2026 7:25 PM rawb

I still owe him playing his game when it comes out

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 14, 2026 7:25 PM rawb

luckily, it never will

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:26 PM rawb

oh, he's just a sensitive little shy boy

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:26 PM rawb

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Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:26 PM rawb

bro kys

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 7:26 PM rawb

he has autism, please forgive

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 14, 2026 7:27 PM rawb

Unrelated, but Baj has been posting a lot on reddit, and this is funny

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Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:27 PM rawb

that post, is the most hateable thing you could say

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:27 PM rawb

jfc

Spooky Phijkchu May 14, 2026 7:27 PM rawb

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

Unrelated, but Baj has been posting a lot on reddit, and this is funny

that's a good one

polu May 14, 2026 7:28 PM rawb

Vechs post is like making a call out post to your highschool bullies

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 7:29 PM rawb

To his credit, he does sound autistic, so it's understandable

Kribbles May 14, 2026 7:30 PM rawb

Oh dude, Vern was mean to me in middle school. He used to just punch me in the gut and pretend it didn't happen and then I lashed out at him after a few days of it and I got in trouble. Fuck that guy.

Kribbles May 14, 2026 7:30 PM rawb

There's my Vechs post

TinyBomby May 14, 2026 7:30 PM rawb

you should've had a rock or a metal pipe ready to bash vern's head in with smh

Kribbles May 14, 2026 7:32 PM rawb

I wouldn't be able to go near a fountain though

taxes May 14, 2026 7:33 PM rawb

i mean

taxes May 14, 2026 7:33 PM rawb

it would pmo but he should have just said this before

taxes May 14, 2026 7:33 PM rawb

not now

Regi May 14, 2026 7:44 PM rawb

Replying to polu #polutropos

😂 TND

Oh amethyst is still around? He managed to keep 1 whale

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