politics
Thursday, February 13, 2025
Friday, February 14, 2025
Rusp, even though it's a joke bill
can you get everyone to vote yes on it
Has there been any coverage on the JFK files yet btw?
From what I've heard, the big reveal is that JFK is dead
But I've not seen anyone fact check that yet
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 From what I've heard, the big reveal is that JFK is dead
Saturday, February 15, 2025
Him and Charlie getting shoutouts in that video was so funny
Sunday, February 16, 2025
Monday, February 17, 2025
Leg, I forgot to post this earlier
but I genuinely never considered that our government couldn't count
Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Wednesday, February 19, 2025
Clive Palmer has announced a new political party "Trumpets of Patriots". I used to admire Clive, because unlike Trump, I figured Clive had a chance of becoming prime minister while in a party named after himself (Palmer United), while Trump had no chance of becoming president. Up till Tucker Carlson went on tour with Clive, I used to call Trump "America's Clive Palmer".... then I accidently caught myself thinking the other thing.
He went from Palmer United Party, to United Australia Party, to Trumpet of Patriots. Now he is naming the party after someone else.
According to Sky News' preview (which I don't know whether to believe or not) he wants to "Make Australia Great Again", which raises some questions. Back in 2016-17, UAP ran on "Make Australia Great". At what points between 2016 and today did Australia BECOME great and then lose its greatness?
The original slogan was always self aware that Australia was never great in the first place. But I guess the lefties complained about Clive saying Australia was never great.
we'll make you a deal, after we annex Canada, any of the Canadians that want out we can exile to Australia
up to you what ya'll do with them
Sorry, Nauru is part of the Spooky Pacific empire plan
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finding good maps of the pacific is actually impossible
this was the best I could find
essentially, I want everything up to the Philippines, which gets to be a client state like Japan
Australia/NZ are our commonwealth allies like the UK
Papau New Guinea can stay independent, because who cares
oooo, good idea Leg
have them fight those Tasmanian tigers
actually, new plan
Garbage
you get sole ownership of Papau
all yours
inb4 you accidentally sink the natives
and they have a biblical flood wipe them all out
don't remind me
Spooky's going to sorta take Ukraine's side for once
you can't really hold an election while at war
you can hold fake elections to keep up appearances, which is what they should do, because it's weird that a country larping as a democracy to get Western support wouldn't
Yeah, insisting they hold a real election while at war is kind of retarded
no country would
There's also the reality of, even after a successful war, they ruling party almost immediately always gets voted out en mass
turns out, no one likes wars
I'm genuinely curious how this peace negotiation between the US and Russia goes, I feel like Trump's telegraphed what he wants which is $500b from Ukraine to stop the war
and he's going to give Russia some really interesting economic opportunities, that favor them in the short-term and the US in the long term