politics

Pam Bondi did it

Doge is dumb because they cant cut anything with the military or social security

Which is where a ton of waste goes

They confirmed RFK

nice

i didnt think they'd confirm him

we still need Kash confirmed desperately

is there a precedent in any country of the Executive indicting a large portion of the Congress at once?

they want their state to get worse than their current governor has made it??

it could also be that her name is the only one 57% of respondents recognize

based Homan

Rusp, even though it's a joke bill

can you get everyone to vote yes on it

Has there been any coverage on the JFK files yet btw?

From what I've heard, the big reveal is that JFK is dead

But I've not seen anyone fact check that yet

JD Vance is making VP look like a real job

this can go here

because i just think its so funny sam hyde mindraped asmongold

Him and Charlie getting shoutouts in that video was so funny

beyond parody

though its years old

idk if even context could make that statement any less ridiculous

when did Trump lose all that weight?

Leg, I forgot to post this earlier

Shout out to the bold nigga that claims their 360yo grandma is alive

idk why there isn't just an automatic cut-off, at most at 130. Even long lived people dont go that long. The longest living person we know of was a french lady who died at 122 years old in 1997

heck that still a high number. I doubt millions of people live to 100 simultaneously

there are very few 100+ people

another notable thing in this is the falling birthrates

52M millennials and then it falls off

Clive Palmer has announced a new political party "Trumpets of Patriots". I used to admire Clive, because unlike Trump, I figured Clive had a chance of becoming prime minister while in a party named after himself (Palmer United), while Trump had no chance of becoming president. Up till Tucker Carlson went on tour with Clive, I used to call Trump "America's Clive Palmer".... then I accidently caught myself thinking the other thing. He went from Palmer United Party, to United Australia Party, to Trumpet of Patriots. Now he is naming the party after someone else. According to Sky News' preview (which I don't know whether to believe or not) he wants to "Make Australia Great Again", which raises some questions. Back in 2016-17, UAP ran on "Make Australia Great". At what points between 2016 and today did Australia BECOME great and then lose its greatness? The original slogan was always self aware that Australia was never great in the first place. But I guess the lefties complained about Clive saying Australia was never great.

we'll make you a deal, after we annex Canada, any of the Canadians that want out we can exile to Australia

up to you what ya'll do with them

Ship 'em to Nauru.

Sorry, Nauru is part of the Spooky Pacific empire plan

I really don't like when people compare others to Trump based on policies alone. Uptil the ear incident, Palmer was the only person "like Trump" that was actually like him. Them both being fat rich peasants.

Didn't realise Nauru was that far away. It's where we relocate all the people that arrive by boat.

finding good maps of the pacific is actually impossible

this was the best I could find

Always thought it was south of West Paupa.

essentially, I want everything up to the Philippines, which gets to be a client state like Japan

Australia/NZ are our commonwealth allies like the UK

could Tasmania become a reservation for the displaced Canadians?

Papau New Guinea can stay independent, because who cares

oooo, good idea Leg

have them fight those Tasmanian tigers

actually, new plan

Garbage

you get sole ownership of Papau

all yours

I like the Papau New Guinea to stay as one of those Psuedo uncontacted zone so White Adventurers of the future can still brave cannibal tribes and discover undocmented species

Because of indonesias claim of half the island, I will settle the matter by building the most expensive mega canal project to create a hard dividing line from mostly savage jungle men and true savages

inb4 you accidentally sink the natives

and they have a biblical flood wipe them all out

Don't worry, I've seen something like this before, one of them will be come an esports champion and the other will be a trooned out athlete.

There might be some old guy with a crossbow and wheelchair somewhere in there as well.

lol

don't remind me

Papua is actually genuinely funny because it really is just uncontacted cannibals for 70% of the island, and basically all unnavigable jungle. Not even one of those gag hyperbole like the amazon rainforest.