memes

We got rid of ours

yeah

She’s counting the days until annexation

and we share NORAD

we at one point produced most of the worlds medical nuclear isotopes

Canada would be fucking murdered by nukes huh

They have like

3 cities

rusp well

And then no one lives in the other parts

rusp the best part is though rusp

we share the same

nuke defense stuff

as canada

the US would be hit by the fallout

^

70% of our pop is within a few km of the US

which is why we share NORAD

you can't nuke major canadian cities without effecting the northern states

And the rest of their land is tundra

we basically HAVE

to work together

I mean, us working together makes sense

because it means we have an entire continent on lockdown

yes

which is the safest choice

canada is basically a very big state

we are your buffer from russia and china

Canada is a big state land wise

Population wise

It’s not a huge state

2nd largest country by size

pog

Half of your land is uninhabitable tundra

true

And both of the top two are frozen hellscapes

people want to live on the moon

before wanting to live in

upper canada

imagine that

i always forget we just

kinda own

alaska

She just sleeps through the pain

I wanna try seal meat

You wanna go clubbing

honestly, the US should have tried to trade alaska for alberta

alaska is literally

an entire country

alaska is what

like 1/2 the size of the mainland USA?

2/3rd?

Uh

Its so awkward that you own land that you cannot get to without going through canada on land

that kind of fucked us on covid because we had to let you fuckers drive through

let us buy BC

It’s like

Slightly larger than Texas

rusp

I mean double the size

tripple

But that’s not really that big

wait really

17.5% of the US is alaska

i thought ti was much bigger

its still like tripple texas

It’s not that big

its big!

projection on maps

makes north things larger

i know but

They’re not even close Rusp

I know gent

We went over that

alaska is like tripple texas

its like 2.5x texas

Slightly well over double

okay 2.5