memes

Ohio probably has more power

UW will fight them

winner takes all

they haev the guys that ride mooses

Mooses crossing Lake Erie

California has all the tech and industry

Globo homo delivery drone attacks

canada and ohio wouldnt fight anyways

canada basically only exists to be the USAs bitch

didn't you see, we are about to force your companies to pay us

to promote canada

you guys dont make nukes

because the USA protects you

(she’s been playing too much fallout)

youre our bitch

okay thenuke pointis real though gent

as far as I know

canada has 0

nuclear missles

We got rid of ours

yeah

She’s counting the days until annexation

and we share NORAD

we at one point produced most of the worlds medical nuclear isotopes

Canada would be fucking murdered by nukes huh

They have like

3 cities

rusp well

And then no one lives in the other parts

rusp the best part is though rusp

we share the same

nuke defense stuff

as canada

the US would be hit by the fallout

^

70% of our pop is within a few km of the US

which is why we share NORAD

you can't nuke major canadian cities without effecting the northern states

And the rest of their land is tundra

we basically HAVE

I mean, us working together makes sense

because it means we have an entire continent on lockdown

yes

which is the safest choice

canada is basically a very big state

we are your buffer from russia and china

Canada is a big state land wise

Population wise

It’s not a huge state

2nd largest country by size

pog

Half of your land is uninhabitable tundra

true

And both of the top two are frozen hellscapes

people want to live on the moon

before wanting to live in

upper canada

imagine that

Idk how xbrox does it

i always forget we just

kinda own

alaska

She just sleeps through the pain

I wanna try seal meat

You wanna go clubbing

honestly, the US should have tried to trade alaska for alberta

alaska is literally

an entire country

alaska is what

like 1/2 the size of the mainland USA?

2/3rd?

Uh

Its so awkward that you own land that you cannot get to without going through canada on land

that kind of fucked us on covid because we had to let you fuckers drive through

let us buy BC

It’s like

Slightly larger than Texas

rusp

I mean double the size

tripple