memes

It’s not a huge state

2nd largest country by size

pog

Half of your land is uninhabitable tundra

true

And both of the top two are frozen hellscapes

people want to live on the moon

before wanting to live in

upper canada

imagine that

Idk how xbrox does it

i always forget we just

kinda own

alaska

She just sleeps through the pain

I wanna try seal meat

You wanna go clubbing

honestly, the US should have tried to trade alaska for alberta

alaska is literally

an entire country

alaska is what

like 1/2 the size of the mainland USA?

2/3rd?

Uh

Its so awkward that you own land that you cannot get to without going through canada on land

that kind of fucked us on covid because we had to let you fuckers drive through

let us buy BC

It’s like

Slightly larger than Texas

rusp

I mean double the size

tripple

But that’s not really that big

wait really

17.5% of the US is alaska

i thought ti was much bigger

its still like tripple texas

It’s not that big

its big!

makes north things larger

i know but

They’re not even close Rusp

I know gent

We went over that

alaska is like tripple texas

its like 2.5x texas

Slightly well over double

okay 2.5

its massive compared to california

i can accept

and thats 3rd

It’s just a state that hasn’t been cut in half

north alaska

I think California has the most usable land of any state

>always burning

probably true

>usable

And look what it got used for

It’s got a ton of fertile land max

burnt

California is going to be very usable when half of it falls into the ocean

okay, if you had to give away 3 states

which 3

Yeah, it produces the lion’s share of America’s crops

canada having to give away 3 provinces, I'd do quebec, nunavut, yukon

And it’s one of the top dairy producers

we can keep NWT nvm

San Andreas fault

The problem with that is all the worst parts of america generate all the money

im no expert now

but im not sure that communists enjoy people voting

so there are 3 funny parts to this tweet

first is that

second is they are called CP Britain

3rd is twitter for iPhone

its also communism in 5 words

not socialism in 5 words