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Here’s a feather in her cap...

Dear Nickelodeon- remember that time I created a tv show for you and it was fun but then you didn’t air it on your main channel or do any publicity and then years later you put a portrait of me on your "creator wall?" Love the painting but I’d rather you gave NEW shows a chan...

I took my wife and my kids to the gun range. I'm now officially the 4th best shooter in my house, which is sad, because I'm the one they send downstairs in the middle of the night if we hear a strange sound.

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VATICAN CITY—Following his recent announcement that the Catholic Church no longer supports the use of the death penalty, Pope Francis clarified that it may still be applied to slow left-lane drivers. “It almost goes without saying,” the leader of the Church commented.Whereas p...

It's called a pandemic, people. This reckless behavior on Montrose Beach is what will cause us to shut down the parks and lakefront. Don't make us take steps backwards.

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If you're not listening to right-wing talk radio, you're missing just how extreme the Biden bashing has become. It's offensive and other-worldly. We showed examples on @ReliableSources this morning https://t.co/GV302WkZAS

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Just checking in. 👋

"Antifa are Nazis! They're just like the Brownshirts!"

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden's campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, "I'm so close I can smell her."Biden's staff says Joe has been pacing the halls ...

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Maybe I do like this chick 😂 https://t.co/5oIe2Qzb39

John McAfee said his viral claim that he was arrested in Norway for wearing a thong as a face mask, was all a hoax.

Just heard somebody on Fox News say that Trump hasn’t faced the same kind of criticism as Kamala Harris. He hasn’t been called “nasty,” for example. This person was being serious.

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TICKET SET! Who Wins The 2020 Presidential Election? 🇺🇸🗳️RETWEET🗳️

Atheists will claim "prayer doesn’t do anything" and then tell you to sign a petition

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Children find spending time in nature 'distressing' 🙉

Jesus Christ, Speed. https://t.co/6xdPIq0LCn