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I took my wife and my kids to the gun range. I'm now officially the 4th best shooter in my house, which is sad, because I'm the one they send downstairs in the middle of the night if we hear a strange sound.

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VATICAN CITY—Following his recent announcement that the Catholic Church no longer supports the use of the death penalty, Pope Francis clarified that it may still be applied to slow left-lane drivers. “It almost goes without saying,” the leader of the Church commented.Whereas p...

It's called a pandemic, people. This reckless behavior on Montrose Beach is what will cause us to shut down the parks and lakefront. Don't make us take steps backwards.

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If you're not listening to right-wing talk radio, you're missing just how extreme the Biden bashing has become. It's offensive and other-worldly. We showed examples on @ReliableSources this morning https://t.co/GV302WkZAS

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Just checking in. 👋

"Antifa are Nazis! They're just like the Brownshirts!"

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden's campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, "I'm so close I can smell her."Biden's staff says Joe has been pacing the halls ...

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Maybe I do like this chick 😂 https://t.co/5oIe2Qzb39

John McAfee said his viral claim that he was arrested in Norway for wearing a thong as a face mask, was all a hoax.

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TICKET SET! Who Wins The 2020 Presidential Election? 🇺🇸🗳️RETWEET🗳️

Atheists will claim "prayer doesn’t do anything" and then tell you to sign a petition

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Children find spending time in nature 'distressing' 🙉

Jesus Christ, Speed. https://t.co/6xdPIq0LCn

all my old friends are dead and i am desperately looking for new ones. please accept these social security numbers and hilarious skeleton men as a token of my integrity and please do not investigate further.

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When you're so progressive, you start going backwards. https://t.co/WuoM8p4JNQ

im not even live... THIS WORLD MUST BE DESTROYED AND CREATED ANEW THIS IS NOT RIGHT https://t.co/3QEr8XYLu9

I couldn't be more excited by the response to my new cat shirts. WE'VE SOLD OVER 2,000,000 t-shirts!!! https://t.co/zpkarzTSmN https://t.co/NlMi7oghWF